brooke nicole

#toebeans dope with waffles ♡

[Stephanie @scde_de]

“Hey Chris I only have a sitter for Carlos until 4 so I gotta go.” #TheBachelorette

[Katelyn Rachfal @skylineehipster]

Chasen: “You don’t wear a robe to a cocktail party”

*while also looking like:*
#bachelorette

[Neal Owusu @neal_thatdude]

Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something

[a poet of the world @ishatheartist]

Y’all couldn’t impose a curfew, no REAL STRICT stay at home order for Corona but y’all was SPEEDY with this eight pm curfew for our protests??? Y’all calling the national guard when we advocating for George Floyd being MURDERED but not when covid death toll at 100k+???

[Runza Restaurants @Runza]

Not all ranch tastes the same.

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

when i was a kid, i thought that laminating things was cool. now im an adult and i know that laminating things is extremely fucking cool

[brooke nicole @LegallyBlonDuh_]

@falicialynnn SHANNON! 🤍

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

sometimes you watch a person’s Instagram story and you’re like “oh ok their ex must still be watching these”

[brooke nicole @LegallyBlonDuh_]

My mom keeps referring to Tiger King as Lion King, I don’t think she understands the severity of her actions.

[Carlos A. Rodríguez @CarlosHappyNPO]

For those who wanted a world with no vaccines... here’s the world without ONE vaccine.

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

I may be going psycho but at least I’m contributing to flattening the curve

[George RR Martin @GRRM]

2020 was directed by me.

[alex 👽 @bahayogi]

Actually, soaps do help. The virus is a self-assembled nanoparticle and the weakest link is the lipid bilayer. When you wash your hands with soap it dissolves the fatty membrane and the virus falls apart thus becoming “inactive”. Please wash your hands.

[alina 寧寧 @seapearlangel]

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet, stuck in quarantine