Julianne

Gracie’s mom, I’ve got it going on...sometimes

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Hansel and Gretel, but with baby clothes strewn through the neighborhood after a walk in 30 degree weather

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#BarPrep Giveaway! AdaptiBar + Magicsheets + Approsheets #giveaway #win https://t.co/2z9GzpcI4Z

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Why does Daniel Tiger wear pants to bed but free balls it during the day? I DONT UNDERSTAND #momlife

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I see you walking into the bathroom with that coffee cup without a lid. Just know I’m judging you #officelife

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Walked into a deposition with baby spit up on my dress. I’d say I won today #lawlife #momlife

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Give baby a bath and she immediately pukes on herself. Well played girlfriend, well played.

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@kristyk333 I suggest you reevaluate your juju

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Saturday night: baby in bed, buzzed off a minuscule amount of wine and watching WWII documentaries. #thisis31

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Diet day 5: just amazon primed a 5lb bag of peppermint patties. I’d say it’s going well

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Only thing making tiny human happy today is the clinking of bud light bottles. Im doomed. @budlight

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Today’s game: let’s scream at mom with a new cry so she can’t figure out what I want #youwinyoualwaysdo