Charlotte Colleen Webb

The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world. Yeats, 2nd Coming. AND YET SHE PERSISTED.

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

@mcbyrne I’m guessing Scott is at this one... https://t.co/71jLgYPcUr

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

@TheRock Vin Diesel is basically saying he’s afraid of rollar coasters on Access Live 😂

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

@annehelen @CenterForBioDiv

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

Watch @DevinNunes live at the same right wing conference at acquitted domestic terrorist @ammonbundy @AmmonBundysCow #yallquida #vanillaisis #malhuer #oregonstandoff https://t.co/X9OiwUWmSe

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

As a parent I can definitively say that most problems are in fact caused by our parents. They are little mirrors.

#TuesdayThoughts

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

Knight and Dame #MakeAHottieMovie

[HAA @ScarredRomeo]

Life Erotic #MakeAHottieMovie

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

@Emma4Change - from #Kindergarten teachers everywhere- you are outstanding! #MarchForOurLives
#behaviorchart #congressNOTsmarterthanakindergartener

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

@FactSoup “Train your mind to see the good in everything”

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

@FactSoup “Choose to look on the bright side”

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

I think men like Costco more than women. That’s why I have enough envelopes to start my own post office, a 15lb bag of garlic and 100 bagel bites but no pantry space. #momlife @Costco #Costco #WednesdayWisdom

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

@intoitterphoesh Hahah! It’s so true. Exhausting.

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

#IMayBeCrazyBut it really seems like every other parent on earth has the kinda kids that stand calmly next to you while you speak to a cashier as opposed to the ear-splitting screams of my children.

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

As I scratch sticky price tag residue off of a glass vase, I’m contemplating how much cool stuff people with a lot of money are missing doing.

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

Feces up the nose. #WasntSoBadAfterAll

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

Apparently if you need your chicken to arrive safely and you can’t have snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stop you, you can use @USPS

#TuesdayTip #USPS

THEY MAIL CHICKENS
#WinnerWinnerChickenDinner

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

The beauty of the Olympic women’s figure skating brings tears to my eyes- so much beauty.
#Olympics2018 #figureskating #PyeongChang2018

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

The inevitable “mom haircut” varies by region but remains unsettlingly uniform. #ThursdayThoughts
#momhair #momlife

[Charlotte Colleen Webb @LegendOfColleen]

Honey I’m home early

#DisappointMeIn4Words