Meh

I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like you. no dms

[Alex Foster @f0steralex]

“Prince Andrew has been arrested on the day he turned 66 years old.

No cake and candles here, girls. But it got us thinking:

Ladies, what was YOUR worst birthday ever?”

[dylan 🦢🇲🇽 @dylanscfc_]

Just found out my 84 year old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow👍🏼

[Prab 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Prab188]

Gatwick Airport's terrified

[Timeless Praise™🤴 @First_alphas]

This scene was ahead of its time 😭

[D @Willof_D_]

Can I block Team Snapchat. It’s enough now

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Turkey flight?

[Jakeneutron @TheJakeneutron]

They ain’t use Squilliam in 15 years?? Was he in jail—-??

[Cayde.wav @caydeplanet]

Here’s an oil painting I made of Wii Bowling

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

We have received a number of calls from Tesla drivers after their vehicles started turning to the far right

[360 ♔ @ItsThreeSixty]

This exactly how Florida looks too lmaoooo

[slutt datafag @coping_shiza]

yea can i get uhhh some bullshit with 1 1/2 avocados? yeah and dont forget the ominous beige block

[Floo “Holyhands” Malone, Esq. @301APT]

Apparently the Pompeii casts were POURED why did I believe for my entire life that they just turned to stone on the spot bc of some sort of volcanic phenomenon

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

called my dog fat and then he threw up 15 minutes later, now my mom is telling the family I gave him an eating disorder 🤦🏽‍♂️

[gio @_GioHub]

not to trauma dump or anything but during the boston tea party, i was actually thrown into the boston harbor because they thought my body was tea. it was really scary. i almost drowned.

[𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕠 @rev__ro]

Hoe is you Cat in the Hat??

[Luma ☆彡 @Taranzaa]

fuck you