Mr Bister

Mario, Genshin, & Smash enjoyer | Autistic little straight white boy | Mr. Saturn is my god | MAGA, homophobes, and everyone of that ilk can kindly fuck off :}

[Mr Bister @LegendaryBister]

@MrMockRock Me when I watch the next Smash get revealed with the tagline “No one is here” because Sakurai had no time at all to work on this game

[Mr Bister @LegendaryBister]

@neuvillettefan2 You did it right this time 😍

[MOVED ACCOUNTS @neuvillettefan0]

Dude I was hoping people would say something like “I’m a bit distracted” or “Mr homo looking at the catalyst” NEVERMIND…

[Mr Bister @LegendaryBister]

@BeefySmashDoods Kirby Air Riders is too new, no way Sakurai cobbled together something even remotely presentable this quickly

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@sumerulore_ Someone needs to take Zajef's phone before it's too late

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@ChoctopusYT Mother trilogy remaster trust

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@superboogus1 Spongebob is extremely inconsistent on how small they draw Plankton lol

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@VegetaSenpai20 How does that emoji pertain to anything you just said

[Mr Bister @LegendaryBister]

Nintendo is so behind on the times they didn’t know the funny number is 67 now, not 69 🙄

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Join us on June 9 at 7am PT for a #NintendoDirect followed by Nintendo Treehouse: Live!

The Nintendo Direct will be roughly 50 minutes and Nintendo Treehouse: Live will be 95 minutes.

Watch here: https://t.co/Zp54IsS30q

[Mr Bister @LegendaryBister]

@7staroth Unironically tho the fact that they did this heavy buff at all shows that they recognize they massively overcorrected before so I’d be genuinely surprised if they end up gutting him a second time.

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@PikaPhoebe @Arixphes Depends, has this person PLAYED non-gacha games before? If they haven’t, then I think they’re bound to be even happier if they tried other games.

[Mr Bister @LegendaryBister]

I think a lot of Genshin players would be significantly happier if they also played other non-gacha games

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@cynoimpact Y’all finally won

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@ShimetsuOni Bro pulling Yae was the greatest gamble I didn’t even know I was making lmao

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@TheRecklessNara @MeowTews

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@7staroth I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU

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@AboutNodKrai I remember in the 6.2 livestream they skirted around admitting they now have to buff old units to keep up so they just called it “new abilities!” or smth, so it’s really funny to see them now being so direct lol

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@karmeows Perfectly suitable alternative

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It’s still surreal to me that Pyro traveler is actually voiced now. I’m still jumpscared any time I do her skill or burst lol

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@SON_MlLTON Yeah what I’m saying DOES apply to all gacha games but it’s less me saying they’re inherently worse than other games and more me saying that variety is good.

[Mr Bister @LegendaryBister]

@SON_MlLTON Yeah there’s no problem with that at all, I’m not saying people who like Genshin have shit taste (I’ve been playing this game for almost a year and a half lol). I’m just saying having variety in what you play is really good.