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[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Met a guy yesterday who introduced himself as King. Turned out to be King’ori.

[Bro From Siaya @_Sakko]

ujue ukiogopa ukimwi hii Nairobi as a man utapata cervical cancer na pia utakosa ata mtoto mmoja coz kila mtu anakaa ako na ukimwi hii taon

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Here's a clip of Nairobi Morgue from 2007/2008 PEV

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

A cheating woman is bad enough but you know what's worse?

A woman who pretends to be a good person, but in reality is a professional liar, a toxic manipulator, and an expert at playing the victim.

[Josh @Josh001J]

We tweet among daughters of mungiki mamae. Mtoto mjinga sasa ameblow cover ya babake. No wonder her baby daddy left!

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I am surprised you are saying we are wearing akala because some guy on Tiktok has influenced us to. Bwana you cannot be serious. My great grandfather Kinyanjui was wearing akalas. Wakati ya independence. Sisi 2003 tukichunga ng’ombe tulikua tumevaa Akala,we are not guests here

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

I am still thinking about this reply

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Hivi😂😂

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Throw back to when 23 -Year old Lil Wayne Casually introduced 16-Year old Chris brown and delivered this massive hit. They don’t make music like this no more.

[Mwaks @Realmwaks]

Me at 40 with our last born girl entertaining our visitors.

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

No eye protection, no shoes, no worries?

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

I'm 31 years old, single, humble, hardworking, and financially stable. I'm seriously looking for a beautiful, black, powerful laptop to buy. I need to increase my hustling speed because women will never be a priority.

[FC Kibe @Kibet_Goat]

Tukiwa campus kuna this rasta guy who came from long holidays akiwa kipara. Bro was looking funny tukaanza kumtrol akatusho ni pressure ya wazazi at home ilifanya ashave. Kumbe bro was on chemo man. Sadly he passed a year later.

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

"Pia mimi niko poa kung'ang'ana tu"

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Having parents who are financially able to take care of themselves is such an underrated blessing as an adult child.

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

Wueeh naisha😂😂😂

[MP | Masculine Peak 🧠 @MasculinePeak]

Men are starting to realize their worth.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I was saying you can tell the day a person was created by just looking at how they look. Watu kama mimi sasa,tall,big shoulders,kama ni handsam pia tuko ndani,sisi tuliundwa hizi siku za kwanza kwanza. Wakati material ilikua mingi. Watu kama former bandit kimuzi,hawa ndio utapata walikua wanaumbwa mwisho mwisho. Wakati mungu aliangalia akaona Material inaisha na bado ajamaliza. Sura alikua apewe ikakatwo ikagawiwo watu wengine kama kumi. Ata nywele ikagawo,wakaekewa nyumu kama black jack.

Lakini sasa kuna watu kama Bookten,hawa waliundwa emergency. Hawa ndio mungu saturday jioni aliangalia akaona ala! Kuna watu sijaumba. Sijaunda watu bladfakin. Akarudi kwa dustbin akatafutilia material. Sura akapatiwa ya mamba,ata haikutosha urefu akawachwa hivo anatoshana Ak47. Ata alikosa vidole mbili,akaumbwa namna iyo. Sijui kama mnapata hii mafundisho yangu wazee?

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

In-laws: Kama mnataka kuenda na msichana wetu simameni kwanza mdance

My uncles asf knowing their son is getting a thick babe for himself: