Hiccup Haddock

Ever talked to a fishbone before? Now’s your chance. The name’s Cough. Occupation? Dragon whisperer, chief’s son, village disappointment. Welcome to my page.

[Hiccup Haddock @LegendaryClutz]

I just got dumped on by a crested drongo.

A) I was indoors

B) those birds are only found in Madagascar

I think I am an exception to the rules of probability

[Hiccup Haddock @LegendaryClutz]

Dancing? Hmmm nah I don’t need another broken clavicle

[Hiccup Haddock @LegendaryClutz]

Happy Snoggletog everyone!

And for the southerners: happy Christmas heh

[Hiccup Haddock @LegendaryClutz]

@SoulOfaWarricr Wait what?

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@fierylionheart @formyownhand @OfDunBroch Yeah..... so funny [rolls eyes but holding back amusement]

[Hiccup Haddock @LegendaryClutz]

Are you sure, Merida...?

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@OfDunBroch @formyownhand @fierylionheart Oh really? Like what? [smiles]

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@OfDunBroch @formyownhand @fierylionheart Ha. I prefer the kind of adventure that ends in memories and discoveries. Not digestive system malfunctions. [raises a brow but holds back a smirk]

[Hiccup Haddock @LegendaryClutz]

@OfDunBroch @formyownhand @fierylionheart Haha yeah but... [glances at drink] I’d rather not see you puke your breakfast all over the ground... and several past breakfasts.......... and a kidney...

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@AstridH34575674 Hm?

[Hiccup Haddock @LegendaryClutz]

Warning.

It’s Yaknog season.

Hide the kids.

[Hiccup Haddock @LegendaryClutz]

@Haddock_Astrid_ 😅😅😅

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@Haddock_Astrid_ Ahahah.......... hey look at that tree over there it’s uh..... [runs away]

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@AstridH34575674 Ah! [is startled but then smiles, blushing like crazy] hehe—I half excepted you to punch me...

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@AstridH34575674 Hey um.... I’ve been meaning to ask you... [looks away nervously] y-you wouldn’t want to be my dance partner for the Snoggletog Festival... w-would you?

[thinking: ah smooth, Hiccup. Why don’t you go ahead and say “please” while you’re at it? Dig that grave a bit deeper?]

[Hiccup Haddock @LegendaryClutz]

@AstridH34575674 [blushes too and looks down] hey just tellin’ the truth... yuh know... [shuffles foot idly]

[Hiccup Haddock @LegendaryClutz]

No, no, it’s—

[takes in a breath and does my own mimic of Merida’s accent]

AyE hiCcUp aRrOws aRe mAde fOr sHooTin’ NoT sTicKiN’ uP yEr bOnY liL’ aRse!