GOOD JOB, GERRY

Stars sweep chill currents that make men shiver in the dark.The void is content to consume slowly, yet admire from afar this young king’s glory & prosperity ⚔️

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

A hot dog stand in Chicago. I reached for the ketchup.

The man behind the counter said one word. "No."

I froze. I understood. I had nearly broken a sacred law.

His name was Sal. He held a mustard bottle in each hand and had the calm of a man who has turned away kings. He told me the dog already had mustard, relish, onion, tomato, a pickle, peppers, and celery salt. He told me it was "dragged through the garden." He told me ketchup would never touch it.

I bowed. I had been shown the code.

I asked Sal who decreed this law. He shrugged. "That's just how it is here." A law so old its author is forgotten. The strongest kind.

Then a man two stools down asked for ketchup for his child. Sal allowed it. "Eight and under," he said.

So the law holds one mercy. Below eight winters, a child is innocent. At eight, he becomes responsible for his own honor. I found this more beautiful than anything in my own country.

I have not put ketchup on anything since.

Not on eggs. Not on rice. A vow does not check what is on the plate.

I flew home. At a stand in my own city, a boy reached for the red bottle. I caught his wrist. "You are over eight," I said. He did not know what I meant. His mother was upset. I tried to explain the garden. I tried to explain Sal.

I am now asked not to return to that stand.

I have appointed myself guardian of a law from a city I visited once, for a single afternoon.

So tell me, America.

Who forbade the red sauce on the sausage, and in what year?

And if no one remembers, who am I now serving?

[Trick Forever @khiazmos]

I like Hunter Biden because he isn’t one of those guys that gets sober and then pretends being a degenerate isn’t insanely fun

[Eloy @EloyGarcia84]

Fuck it..we ball! #WhiteSox

[GOOD JOB, GERRY @LegendaryGerry]

@Randomuser22147 @Bigmoranx Affliction might be the hardest spec in the game frfr

[diamond 🔜 DREAMCON @diamonddsssssss]

This is a sensitive subject

[Celina🌙セリーナ @tkn0801]

I’m crying

[BullsMuse @BullsMuse_]

BREAKING:

Leaked renderings of the Chicago Bears proposed new $3B dollar stadium in Hammond, Indiana. 👀

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Vak @VakTrades]

Never get tired of this city

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

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[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

Me: *disables Google home microphone*

Me: hey google

Google: your microphone is currently disabled

Me:

[jame @jamefaqs]

how would a xenomorph wear a hat

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

No, Winona, not again.

[André🪓 🇵🇸 @andrekkkkjj]

@WembyCentral Wemby sent it to tel aviv!!

[GOOD JOB, GERRY @LegendaryGerry]

@Brian_Uzi_Vert briaan just answer the phone and explain yourself man. You’re bold enough to post but you don’t wanna stand behind it. Brian come on

[GOOD JOB, GERRY @LegendaryGerry]

@Brian_Uzi_Vert everyone make sure you hide your loved ones from this weirdo!! This is the same guy that fucks barely legal 18 year olds and forces them to get abortions!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[GOOD JOB, GERRY @LegendaryGerry]

@Brian_Uzi_Vert day three, bud. Still getting info on how you been harassing my sister. You still don’t got shit to say for yourself huh? Pathetic filth.

[GOOD JOB, GERRY @LegendaryGerry]

Put some gloves on and let’s run it. Since you’re so in love with my sis and wanna get her pregnant, come fight for her love and affection lil nigga

[GOOD JOB, GERRY @LegendaryGerry]

@Brian_Uzi_Vert why you talking crazy about my sister homie?????? Why you hiding your weird ass behavior??? I see now why you delete everything you post. wtf do you even stand for punk nigga???????