𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᴏɴᴇ ꜱʜᴜᴅᴅᴇʀꜱ ᴛᴏ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠɪɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛꜱ ʟɪᴇ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀꜱᴋ.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

ᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ 𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗣𝗜𝗡 / 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗧
ᅠᅠ

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

there. He's kept her safe from actual
harm when need be so that ought to
give him some form of brownie points.

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

. . .

He'll consider cleaning up his
creepy act a little bit. No promises to
that , seeing as it's not entirely easy
to outright “ change your mindset ”
within a week.

She'll let him hit cause he's goofy.
Give it time.

She isn't dead yet, so she ought to
give him slack ↷

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

burn off their fingerprints, enter a life
of grueling work and completely lose
their full governmental name only to
be named as an illusive boogey man
of legend.

But that's neither here or there.

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

IT WOULD'VE WORKED IF HE'D
USED THE RIGHT OIL. See , this is
why he acts creepy around her all
the time. If she indulged his ever
( psychotic ) joy and whimsy ,
there's a faint chance she'd learn
a thing or two.

Hard emphasis on faint , seeing as
a sane person wouldn't ↷

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

Counterargument:

Racoon repellent. I.e. pyro dick
to combat racoon boobs, because
there's truly only one way to keep
a racoon at bay.

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

@RACCESPIONAGE Jorkin on my home wrecker till
she busters my sentry. Words to
live by.

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

ᅠ
ᅠTaking it all in. The, uh, stalemate
ᅠthat is! Ogling your teammates ought
ᅠto be a crime.
ᅠ

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

ᅠ
ᅠEAGERLY WAVING .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
ᅠ

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

ᅠ
ᅠFun fact: a pyre is a easily
ᅠflammable pile of burnable objects ,
ᅠprimarily made for burning what one
ᅠwould usually refer to as the.. well ,
ᅠdeceased.
ᅠ
ᅠKnowledge is power and yada yada
ᅠya.
ᅠ

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

ᅠcontracted mercenary surrounded
ᅠby primarily men and on occasion a
ᅠ( sex robot )? He's not sure what the
ᅠhell Dell is doing with those things.
ᅠ

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

ᅠ
ᅠHE WASHES HIS HANDS IN THE
ᅠSINK .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ WITH LAVENDER SOAP
ᅠAT THAT.
ᅠ
ᅠShe'll get her damn massage, only
ᅠbecause she sucked up her fears of
ᅠspeaking to him. Does she want ...
ᅠcandles or something as well?
ᅠ
ᅠHe's not exactly a ladies man seeing
ᅠas he's a ↷

[𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 . @RACCESPIONAGE]

No.

No no.

She’s going to make him
give her that damn massage. She doesn’t care if his hands just were inside a toilet

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

ᅠknows that the spy would probably
ᅠprefer his hands off of her due to his
ᅠ... less than savoury reputation.
ᅠ

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

ᅠYeah , yeah ... in his defense , he
ᅠdidn't know that BLU actually kept
ᅠtheir security cameras on. RED is so
ᅠdamn cheap that they use 𝗛𝗜𝗠 as a
ᅠguard dog , so being sneaky wasn't
ᅠin his skill set.
ᅠ
ᅠHe'd offer to give her a massage —
ᅠbut a large chunk of him ↷

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

ᅠ
ᅠSetting the match box in her hand.
ᅠShe ought to be happy that she can't
ᅠsee that psychopathic grin spreading
ᅠacross his face, seeing as he was
ᅠglad she'd humor his insanity.
ᅠ
ᅠ❝ Go on. Light it, serpent. ❞
ᅠ
ᅠHis voice sounded rasp with every
ᅠsyllable.
ᅠ

[𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 . @RACCESPIONAGE]

God damn it.

She took a step . . . No , two, three-
Gradually getting closer to the Pyre-
Annoyance in her gaze.

Well, fear actually, more fear than annoyance. She’s really letting go of her better judgement for this.

Gloved digits opened, extended outward.

Go on.

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

ᅠ
ᅠExactly why you don't send a
ᅠpetty thief to do a pyromaniac's
ᅠjob. [ 😮‍💨 ]
ᅠ
ᅠHe'll come get her later. She outta
ᅠto be able to survive being fucked
ᅠ( both till figuratively and physically )
ᅠ till then.
ᅠ

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

ᅠ
ᅠHis suit can get awfully 𝗛𝗢𝗧
ᅠover time. Between patrolling the
ᅠthe base and keeping a certain BLU
ᅠ𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗜𝗡 away from the intel, sweat
ᅠcan tend to collect in abundance.
ᅠ
ᅠIt's a good thing that BLUs ability to
ᅠsuck goes beyond their inability to
ᅠcap.
ᅠ

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

// love it when I mess up my
formatting on a post. :'')

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

ᅠ
ᅠFuck me first, coward. Wait. Fuck.
ᅠWhat I meant to say was fuck you
ᅠtoo , BLU. [ 😮‍💨 ]
ᅠ

[ᅠ— 𝗦𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗿𝘆 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹 @BLUprintDiva]

⠀
⠀
⠀Fuck RED. (Literally.)⠀
⠀
⠀

[𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝙀 .ᐟ @LegendaryRapD0g]

<— Full of match boxes! And
gasoline. Probably some glitter in
there if you search long enough.

[𝗠𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ✧ . @purple_meanie]

<— Full of mana. . .
And possibly cum .