Ashley / Ashely / Ashe / Bitch

Post Person. Lover of woso & music. 29. she/her

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[Ashley / Ashely / Ashe / Bitch @LegendofAshley]

I know I said I was leaving twitter but I never deleted my account and David Lynch just died and I’m sitting here in a twin peaks shirt feeling so sad and so grateful for the art he provided the world.

So last tweet is for him. Rest easy my grand slam breakfast king.

[Ashley / Ashely / Ashe / Bitch @LegendofAshley]

I’ve been on this app since 2009 and now seems like a good time to bounce from it. Going to become one of those offline folks who just reads books.

[Ashley / Ashely / Ashe / Bitch @LegendofAshley]

I’ve joked about Calexit in the past but I do think it’s time we consider @GavinNewsom. I’m done paying for people who do not care about my rights.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

no matter what happens, may this election be the death nail in the self-congratulatory “gen z will change the world” shit. gen z white men vote like every other generation of white men, and in some cases are further to the right

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Tonight I learned something I’ve always suspected. Most people will support a rapist over a woman.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

It’s pretty disgusting how many people in the US voted in favor of a deranged vile treasonous convicted felon, his MAGA lunatics and their plan for fascism.

[Ashley / Ashely / Ashe / Bitch @LegendofAshley]

Which country is going to be the first to allow US citizens political asylum? I’m so fucking serious.

[Ashley / Ashely / Ashe / Bitch @LegendofAshley]

People hate women and pocs so much that they vote for a felon. I hate this country so much.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Everyone should watch this. VOTE!

[Ashley / Ashely / Ashe / Bitch @LegendofAshley]

If you are in your seats at a concert and talking at full volume while the opener plays you should get a fine. Idc I’m sick of this. The lack of concert etiquette has gotten out of control.

[Ashley / Ashely / Ashe / Bitch @LegendofAshley]

For the past year at 12:34pm everyday my Dad’s Alexa decides to play Satellite by Harry Styles. We have no clue why but I think that’s magical.

[Ashley / Ashely / Ashe / Bitch @LegendofAshley]

As he fucking should.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jason Kelce slams phone of guy who shouted “How does it feel that your brother is a f****t for dating Taylor Swift?” at him.

[Ashley / Ashely / Ashe / Bitch @LegendofAshley]

Kiké needs a lifetime contract. That man is literally the biggest vibe.

[Ashley / Ashely / Ashe / Bitch @LegendofAshley]

Society has failed. There isn’t enough Kiké content on my feed. Fix that shit.

[Ashley / Ashely / Ashe / Bitch @LegendofAshley]

Well yes

[🏁 @concertleaks]

The Dodgers have won the World Series!

[Ashley / Ashely / Ashe / Bitch @LegendofAshley]

@Dodgers Teoscar him a new contract!!!!!

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

TEOSCAR HERNÁNDEZ TIES THE GAME. #WORLDSERIES

[Ashley / Ashely / Ashe / Bitch @LegendofAshley]

GET HER A HATTRICK

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

NAOMI GIRMA!!!! AGAIN!!!!

[Ashley / Ashely / Ashe / Bitch @LegendofAshley]

Crying. Screaming. Throwing up. Future captain Girma. 😭🥹

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

NAOMI GIRMA'S FIRST INTERNATIONAL GOAL!!!

[Ashley / Ashely / Ashe / Bitch @LegendofAshley]

The icon herself.

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

Congrats on 100 caps, Wilma! @roselavelle