turtlespenxe

blueskys eh

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[Hotcock @hotcocked]

You gotta really want to fuck underage girls to play this music

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

the reason its called dunkin donuts is because you're supposed to dunk a plain donut in the coffee and then eat the donut. It tasted good then and it tastes good now.

Avoid the rest of the menu. They got it right at the beginning.

[Punished Cheburashka @reelCheburashka]

They're going to kill me for playing ethnoguessr on Hinge

[Elai @elaifresh]

This is the funniest shit I ever heard I need all the clankers to talk like this

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Gotta be the worst word of all time

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

r/AmItheAsshole

I (34M) let my student (5M) eat pencil lead for months and he died

[heartslob @heartslobb]

kitchen entity

[💽 @gum_mp3]

I only want to hear DRUMS and BASS

[The Water Museum @WaterMuseum_]

was cleaning up a levels geometry and suddenly the player couldn't move anymore. I couldn't figure out why until I zoomed out and saw that jesus' collision shape got scaled up 300x

[twist @twistcmyk]

apartment basement laundry day with dad

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

Third time this has happened

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

the title of this video sounds like it was written in minionese lol

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

This is what calypso was feeding Odysseus

[Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrabb]

Get outta here Odysseus. We're eating the sun-god's cattle and you don't want none of this shit

[えにぐま @ow_ow_ow_247]

2091年の南極で違法な目玉焼きを焼くゲームのBGM

[stormed 🔜 Megaplex @_stormed]

pre pandemic throwback of putting 100 gecs on at normie parties

[Karis 夏璃寿・かりす @closesttopurple]

first time playing deltarune. having a lot of fun!!