Legends of Lex

🤙 #MAGA ig: Legends_of_Lex

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

“So what my grandkids won’t see a polar bear! I never got to see a T-Rex but you don’t hear me bitching!” 😂😂

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

Just a FYI, I’m giving up nicotine in 2020 so for January no one piss me off! It won’t be pretty!

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

The right way to tell your boy he’s going to the bars tonight. No excuses!

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

You ever been so fucked up you call a porn hotline and then hang up after 5 minutes do they don’t charge your credit card 😂

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

Is it bad I’m craving a vodka red bull and it’s not even 9 am?

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

If you don’t do drugs in the bathroom stall at a bar what the fuck are you doing!

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

“It’s not gay to want a big dick in the porn I watch. I don’t wanna watch a guy fuck a girl with small dick”

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

If you don’t have anyone to spend thanksgiving with please let us know! We’d love for you to join one of us! No one should spend thanksgiving alone

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

Going to bed at 2 am with a 10 then waking up at 10 am with a 2...life’s tough

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

Put a rack on the line and I’ll fuck you up!

[Antonio🇺🇸 @AntsLife3]

@NelkFilmz @justinbieber Y’all don’t want it from @legends_of_Lex

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

“Hey that persons texting while driving. Roll down my window so I can throw my beer at them”

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

Amateurs! Our Friendsgiving went down with a problem other than running out of champagne

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

One of my managers asked me if I wanted to be Eskimo brother! Hell yeah I do!

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

Happy Veterans Day to all those who have served in our armed forces. Y’all are real life superheroes 🇺🇸

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

A hotdog is a taco that becomes a sandwich if the bread separates. Have a great Monday.

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

Today was brutal...Alabama lost AND Kentucky lost...fuck me

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

Ryan walks into the living room and shot guns a beer.
“Alright who’s babysitting Ryan tonight?” -Matt

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

“What you need to tell her is ‘we fuck on the first night, we grown’ cuz if she fucks on the first night she’ll fuck on the second”

[Legends of Lex @Legends_of_Lex]

Flyry walks out of his room...
“So I hear we’re going downtown tonight? Fuck...”