Legion🏳️‍⚧️🔆 #ThankYouMiura

(She/Her) ☆ Professional Sockopath ☆ reeks of the unseen ☆ mainlining the secret truth of the universe ☆ if I stay inside, I might live till Saturday

[Legion🏳️‍⚧️🔆 #ThankYouMiura @Legion_Driver]

Morbidly Depressed Araragi is beautiful and I love him.

[BigButtBabe720 @veltsmile]

for the past 2 days i keep thinking of this video at work and im trying my hardest to not laugh at peoples faces

[milk 🦕🦋 ☽☾ @kittyshinji]

@Brizksie David lynch was only 20 years old when he was Kane parsons

[Sethy @Brizksie]

If I was Kane Parsons and Christopher Nolan compared me to David Lynch at 20 years old, you couldn't tell me shit

[Marsh @MarshSMT]

ive never seen any of the dlcs before, didnt own them on 360. started honest hearts last night and thought it was weird how literally everyone was hostile, turns out when you're ambushed at the start one of the tribesmen is friendly and i killed him. everyone is dead dlc is over

[Пьеро🚩🏴 @GoyimSlavery]

"Went mad and died after developing an alchemical obsession with gold" in the year 2026

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Tongue fucking my camel toe ice cream on the bus to attract ladies and accidentally swallowing the entire stick at a speed bump

[The Vegapunk of Hyenas @Yeenie_Mcbeenie]

Rewatched Toy Story 2

This might be the first movie in history to (correctly) depict scalpers as annoying losers who like ruining things for children

[Sorren🇵🇸 @kazzy_115]

“Number 1 in the ps store”

[Touya! ★ @Touyarokii]

Girlfriends everywhere just gasped

[Majin Gill* @7Thompsoncomics]

Notice how Erik just walked that shit off unlike a certain #SOMEBODY

[laura🌙✨️ @_p3achy__]

today was the first day I've had to intentionally search for train dog to see him

please don't let him leave me

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS OPEN•フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

@LakeToyaVA

[Red Drummarts @redrummarts]

Probably the same reason I think Michael Corleone is cool but am not a fan of gangsters in real life. It's fake

[nik ⚧︎ (^_^) @kurom3owz]

in the front seat of this uber and the driver just looked at my phone and saw this on my tl

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

It’s Letterbover

[Mason Madden @GREATBLACKOTAKU]

They’re called Hair Vents and they used to be bigger but selective breeding has made them smaller so the anime girls can’t breath.

[小茹子 @kurumadraws]

shoutout to this incest greeting card i saw at the dollar store

[mara @maraganger]

was introduced to someone as "strange person" recently so i think i'm gonna roll with that next time someone asks me what my job is