Welp, Gang -- Today is it. Soft Launch at 11am. Come enjoy the dumpster fire that is our life. We promise the food and cocktails are amazing. Staff is Great. Service & Logistics will probably suck. So, you know, tradition ... Just sit at the free arcade and laugh with us.
Somebody will eventually make the food.
Google Maps still lies. Don't follow it.
Correct Address: 322 Randall Road, South Elgin IL 60177
708-738-8306
https://t.co/pppuQoeoYZ
Limited menu food items and alcohol will be available for ticket holders only. No takeout orders or menu items are available to the general public on this day!
Google Maps sits on a throne of lies.
CORRECT ADDRESS: 322 Randall Road, South Elgin, IL 60177
Doors are at 6:30 p.m.
Music starts at 9:01 p.m.
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