machinegunkaylin 💔

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[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

yeah sex is cool my guy but have u ever tried cutting down your carbon footprint and doing your best to protect our dying planet and oceans bro

[THE BLUEPRINT @TKVSH]

Type of shit ima be doing at the crib if we lose net neutrality : https://t.co/79du65IXDI

[Jaylah🥰💛 @islixk]

@PabloPiqasso When SZA said “why you still talking bout me like we together? I moved on for the better. You moved on to whoever. I was down for whatever and then some”

[Brooklyn @Brooklyn_505]

What’s an ex lol

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Republicans of Alabama: Voting for an accused pedophile because you don't want people to be gay and have abortions doesn't mean people won't be gay or have abortions. It just means there'll be an accused pedophile representing Alabama.

[justine @biticonjustine]

i saw a shooting star and wished for net neutrality

[machinegunkaylin 💔 @LegitKaylin]

6 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/gqz69qmMVQ

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

So not only is Roy Moore an anti-immigrant homophobic pedophile but he thinks that the last time “america was great” was when black people were enslaved.

He’s leading in the polls.

But don’t worry everyone our experiment in pluralistic liberal democracy is working just fine.