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@DailyLoud $6 billion of those only to fix their ice cream machines

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Activision is allegedly thinking about keeping guns in their next CoD instalment, Call of Duty MW4, after positive feedback from players who played the beta's in August 2026.

(Source: https://t.co/GOGrZoES7l)

*Take this rumour with a grain of salt

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Drake is allegedly releasing more music in the future.

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Xbox's next-gen console (2027) will allegedly run video games.

(Source: https://t.co/yyFGsswF9P)

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🚨Rumor: Marvel characters will be in Avengers Doomsday releasing December 18th 2026.

'Take this with a grain of salt'

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Gremlins to make an appearance in the upcoming Gremlins 3 movie releasing 2028.

(Source: https://t.co/ChnNCNbQzn)

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OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM ROCKSTAR GAMES

We would like to address some recent speculation about the radio stations in Grand Theft Auto VI.

After an internal review of our workforce, we can confirm that approximately 90% of Rockstar employees are Indian.
As a direct result, 19 out of the 20 radio channels in GTA 6 will exclusively play Indian music.
Confirmed Station Lineup (so far):
• Bollywood Beats FM
• Desi Drift Radio
• Punjabi Heatwave
• Tamil Tunnel
• Hindi Highway
• Kerala Klassics
• Mumbai Midnight
• Bangalore Bass
• Hyderabad Hits
• Chennai Chill
• …and 9 more that are still being named by the same three interns
The remaining 1 station will play “classic Rockstar” music (mostly the same 12 songs from GTA V on loop, just to keep the Western fans from rioting).

We believe this accurately reflects both our company demographics and the cultural authenticity of Vice City in 2026.
If you have any further questions, please direct them to the 90% of the company that actually understands the tracklist.

-Rocksaar Games

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Hi everyone,

We are genuinely excited to see what the leaker drops tomorrow.
After the strip club, the binoculars, and the “I gotta take a leak” cutscene, we simply cannot wait for the next episode of Grand Theft Auto: Unofficial.

Will it be the full casino interior?
Lucia’s first gameplay?
Quickie in the car QTE?
Jason doing taxes?
A 45-minute unskippable tutorial on how to pump gas?
Whatever it is, our entire studio will be gathered around one monitor at 9 a.m. sharp with popcorn and existential dread.

Official Reaction Plan:
• Cybersecurity team (still on the $100/year plan) has already prepared a new sticky note that says “bruh”
• Indian employees have been instructed to refresh Twitter every 30 seconds
• Art directors are placing bets on which unfinished asset gets shown next
• Take-Two has scheduled a “surprise and delight” meeting for the moment the leak drops

To the leaker:
Thank you for keeping the marketing campaign interesting.
Please continue. We’re taking notes.
Proudly being spoiled by the same person every single day

-Rocksaar Games

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OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM ROCKSTAR GAMES

We would like to address today’s Grand Theft Auto strip club leak.
Yes, the leaker has now made it inside.
Yes, Jason walked through the doors.
Yes, there are jiggle physics.
Yes, he used binoculars like he was birdwatching.
Yes, an NPC said “here kitty, kitty.”
Yes, the clip ends with the line “I gotta take a leak.”
We are… extremely normal about this.
Current Internal Response:
• The entire cybersecurity team (all two of them, paid $100/year combined) has been locked in a room with energy drinks and a single sticky note that just says “find him”
• Every Indian employee has been asked if they know anyone named Cyberleek
• The art team that spent three years perfecting the strip club lighting is currently face-down on their desks
• Take-Two leadership has ordered an emergency meeting titled “How the fuck did we lose the strip club”

To the leaker:
Congratulations. You have officially leaked the one location we were most embarrassed about showing early.
We hope you’re proud.
We hope the crypto coin hits $3 million.
We hope you enjoy your free “I Leaked the Strip Club” achievement.
Rockstar Games remains committed to delivering the most immersive, detailed, and completely un-leaked open world experience… just as soon as we stop the bleeding.

In the meantime, please stop asking if the dancers have names.
We’re still trying to remember our own.

-Rocksaar Games

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Hi everyone,

There's lots of things we wanna get off our chest about Cyberleek, be we don't have enough money to afford a lawyer.

-Rocksaar Games

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@NYCMayor Do something about Grand Theft Auto 6 leaks please.

We will give you 2 free months of gta+ if you find the leaker!

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@Dexerto Thanks for the "leeker" for doing the free marketing for us!

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We are proud to announce that Dance Monkey by Tones and I, will be the song featured in the third trailer of GTA 6 on August 27th!

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@Dexerto 🧃 cops

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Due to the trade/tarrifs conflict between USA and Canada, we have decided to raise the price of GTA VI.

New pricing,
Standard Edition $149.99 USD / $209.99 CAD
Ultimate Edition $199.99 USD / $274.99 CAD

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My statement on Canada-U.S. trade negotiations:

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Can you give us our game back so we can also finish playing it?

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Hi everyone,

We just wanted to take a moment to say how much we love crunching our developers.
Especially now that Grand Leaked Auto 6 has been leaked.
Nothing brings a smile to our faces quite like watching the entire studio stay until 3 a.m., surviving on cold pizza and pure spite, while we pretend the leak “doesn’t change anything.”

Current Crunch Status:
• Pre-leak crunch: 70-hour weeks (cute)
• Post-leak crunch: 110-hour weeks (now we’re talking)
• Sleep is for people who don’t work at Rocksaar
• Weekends are a myth we invented to keep interns motivated
• The only thing leaking harder than Grand Leaked Auto 6 is the will to live of every programmer on the team

To every developer currently living in the office:
We see you.
We appreciate you.
We will continue to schedule mandatory 2 a.m. meetings just because we can.
Remember: the game may have leaked, but your free time never will.

Crunching harder so you don’t have to… wait, no.
Crunching harder so we can ship on time and still blame you for the bugs

-Rocksaar Games

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🚨 OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM ROCKSAAR GAMES 🚨

We are currently conducting a full-scale manhunt for the individual who leaked Grand Leaked Auto VI footage.

Status Update:
• We have narrowed it down to “someone who has internet access”
• Our elite cybersecurity team (salary: $100/year) is on the case
• All Indian employees have already been questioned twice
• We checked under the desk, behind the coffee machine, and inside the Take-Three server room. Still nothing

Rewards for information leading to the leaker:
• $100 in Rocksaar cash
• A free “I Survived the Grand Leaked Auto VI Leak Investigation” T-shirt
• The eternal gratitude of every Rocksaar intern
If you are the leaker, please report to HR immediately so we can offer you a full-time position in cybersecurity.

We will find you.
We will make you play Grand Leaked Auto Online with 200 ping for the rest of your life.

-Rocksaar Games

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@booas62 Great news!

You will be contacted by one of our internal leakers soon to set up your interview.

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🚨 NOW HIRING: Cybersecurity Engineer at Rockstar qames 🚨

Location: Anywhere with Wi-Fi
Salary: $100 per year (paid in Rockstar cash, redeemable for GTA Online shark cards only)
Position type: Full-time (90+ hours/week expected)

Requirements:
• MUST BE Indian
• Must have at least 8 years of experience exploiting GTA Online glitches
• Willing to work for the love of the game (and the $100)
• Must know what they're doing (optional)
• Must be okay with the fact that the actual security team is just one intern and a sticky note that says “please don’t hack us”
• Preference given to candidates who already have Rockstar qames Night Club accounts with over 500 hours in GTA Online
Responsibilities:
• Pretend the servers are secure
• Blame lag on “player skill issues”
• Write the same “we are investigating” tweet for the 400th time
• Make sure no one steals the next GTA VI trailer before we leak it ourselves

Apply by commenting “I accept the $100” and tagging your manager.
Rockstar qames – Taking the “secure” out of cybersecurity since forever.

#Rockstar #Hiring #CyberSecurity #Leaks #100DollarsAYear

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Hi everyone,