LegitiMama

Legit talkin' mama, just not sure if my kids are legitimate. They even mine?🧐

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

Just found out Facebook is down. And since I can’t announce it there and need some outlet... 🤪 here I am Twitterverse! I’ve not been versed in Twitter for a while! #facebookdown #facebookoutage #Productivity #timemanagement #FTW

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

Those who hate word play should be PUNished. #wordplay #puns #mood #dadjokes #toronto

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

Ohhh Canada! ⚽️🇨🇦🥇Congrats! #Olympics #OlympicGames #womenssoccer #womensfootball #sorrysweden #hardwork #champions #Tokyo2020 #TokyoOlympics #Congrats #congratscanada

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

“My Story Isn’t Finished” has become a beloved, inspiring quote. ✨ Inspiring unless you’re a writer 😩#copywriter #workingmom #WritingCommunity #Writers #amwriting #geterdone #mystoryisntfinished

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

Politics are like how I give my kids two options. You can wear the dinosaur or dog pajamas. Let’s think how we can change this (but don’t mind my kids added options.)

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

You know you’re old when... you can’t find a GIF for your pop culture references. Yes, this happens often #90skid #90skids #mom #momlife #popculture #gif #giphy #oldmom

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 congrats Mandy Bujold, you’ve already made Canada proud in this pivotal ruling! 💪🏽❤️ https://t.co/bhozJfZsjw #TokyoOlympics #mandybujold #feminism #momlife #matleave #canadian #represent

[CTV News Toronto @CTVToronto]

"This is a heartbreaking reminder of the terrible and shameful legacy of residential schools and the thousands of innocent children who died."

https://t.co/2si2wWlIf7

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

Back to virtual (learning) insanity... except my moves are more chasing child around the table trying to get her to sit. #TDSB #virtuallearning #virtualinsanity #onlineclasses #onlinelearning #pandemicparenting #momlife #poorteachers

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

Ahh!! Is there anything sweeter than the relief of realizing it’s not the end of your Golden Girls binge... just one of their retrospectives showing previous shows...#phew #goldengirls #momlife #80sshows #80s #sitcoms

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

Did gay porn take a downturn when UFC was erected? #ufc #wrestling #gayporn #erected #badmom

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

I need a boyfriend named Jack. Then I wouldn’t feel guilty about doing jack when I’ve got shit to do. #jackall #tired #pun #gsd

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

Breakfast of Champions: me eating last night’s scraps of butter chicken lasagna that were left on my kid’s plate as we rush out the door. #momlife #Breakfast #parenting #breakfastofchampions #notimetoeat #kids #lifewithkids

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

Let’s face it. No TV or iPad is a bigger punishment for the parent than the kid. #momlife #lockdown #parenting #greatnowIhavetoplaywithyou #parentinginapandemic

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

Last day of fucking virtual learning was yesterday. Today was a PA Day and Monday is Family Day. Would have been a great long weekend if we weren’t stuck with each other 4 days straight.#virtuallearning #lockdown #Toronto #badmom #badmoms

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

I wished for a bedside coffee maker in an earlier post. Changing that to a bedside IV filled with coffee. #coffee #tired #momlife #badmom #ididntevendrinkforsuperbowl

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

My kids are gonna turn me into Helen Keller before virtual school ends— screaming in my ears and daily accidents of a small finger in my eye. #lockdown #virtuallearning #homeschooling #momlife #ouch

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

Instead of unboxing, how about boxing, where I punch the unboxers in the face? 🥊 #unboxing #enoughalready #capitalismforkids #lifewithkids #YouTube #unboxer #shoveitupyourbox

[LegitiMama @LegitiMama]

Too soon, HBO Max, too soon! Locked Down, a film about lockdown. Yeah, that’s a hard no from me. #lockeddown #lockdown #toosoon #hbo #HBOMax #crave #cravetv #nothanks

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Just when I thought I could not possibly love ⁦@DollyParton⁩ more, here’s one more reason to do just that. 💕