Products the Unicorn

Telepathically controlling the Products Team for almost a year.

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@pambauthues It doesn't count. The author is from Connecticut. Disqualified!

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Sheriff: Man ties baggie of marijuana to arrow. Tries to shoot it into Whatcom County Jail. Claims he was aiming at squirrel. Story to come.

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Babies. Discuss. #ProductTeamtopicoftheday

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Marco Polo agreed the unicorn was only tamable by maidens.

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With great Unicorn comes great responsibility

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RT if ready for Monday and weekends slow down your productivity #notimetosleep #obeytheunicorn

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Jani comes back on Monday, at which point we must ask ourselves; what have we accomplished? And I shall cry out: Twitter! #movingforward

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We wrote words today #partyanimals

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@LegitMarCom @LegitCatholic "Write drunk; edit sober." - Hemingway #dailyadvice #unicornsarealwaysdrunk

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Numbers 23:22 (KJV): "God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn."

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I love our Spanish product reviews. They use so many exclamation points. It makes me feel good inside. #Ihavenoideawhattheysay

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" "—everyone on the Products Team. Always. #notmuchtosay #itsquietuphere #shutupconor

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Unicorn Hero of the Day: @dougmangum for writing BSM articles on unicorns in 2011. You will be spared from the coming unicornipocalypse.

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