Lego™️Jeff Bezos

If you bought it— I can see in your house.

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

Feeling lonely...

Alexa, run simulation program Mackenzie_big_boobs_v0032

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

@Minecraft ከማንኛውም ተልእ VOTE ICEOLOGER ኮ ይበልጣሉ መጨረሻው ቅርብ ነው ፣ የኃጢያት መርከቦች ውዳሴ ይጠብቃል ፡፡ ለዓለማት ጌታ ለአላህከማንኛውም ተልእ VOTE ICEOLOGER ��� ይበልጣሉ መጨረሻው ቅርብ ነው ፣ የኃጢያት መርከቦች ውዳሴ ይጠብቃል ፡፡ ለዓለማት c

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

I could buy the corona virus, keep it running for 4 more season on prime and then cancel it. But I won’t lol #fun #COVID19

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

#goatgang

[Minecraft @Minecraft]

Badlands is out, Swamp and Mountains are in the final vote! Frogs or goats, treasure boats or the snowiest snow since snow? Which biome should be updated next in Minecraft and receive new exciting features? YOU decide!

↣ https://t.co/NnMIwzf2Ug ↢

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

Goat Gang

[Minecraft @Minecraft]

Badlands, Swamp, or Mountains – which biome will you choose? Make your voice heard and pick your favourite! The TWO biomes with the most votes move on to a second voting round! #MINECON

↣ https://t.co/NnMIwzf2Ug ↢

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

You fools won’t need health care when I chop you all up and use you for parts.

https://t.co/sf7N0MsqYN

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

I’m so buff now that my thighs rub together and sound like steel beams clashing together. #onlyonprime

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

Yeah, hate me if you must...but I’ve been having a GOOD year.

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

Just took an edible and ordered $37,760 of stuff on Amazon lmao

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

Don’t worry, I will be sending some Amazon drones to Area 51.

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

@LegoShapiro Me, owning — everything.

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

@LegoMozart @LegotmShort Can’t find one that’ll fit...

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

@LEGOBelle That’s less than 0.0004% of what I make in a day. Easy.

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

Feeling sad...

Alexa, show me Space X Rocket Fail Compilation.

https://t.co/uuhwliAsvw

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

@LEGOBelle How much for a whole wig?

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

@LEGOBelle @legogambino1 Nobody gets laid playing Runescape.

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

@LEGOBelle I’ll buy the entire tub 🛁

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

Feeling lonely...

Alexa, run simulation program Mackenzie_big_boobs_v0032

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

@LEGOElonMusk Shit. I’ll buy your hair...

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

Prepare for my rocket, Elon. 🍆
@LEGOElonMusk

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Oh stop teasing, Jeff 😉

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

@LEGOElonMusk Infinity dollars if you can make my penis-rocket fly as good as yours.

[Lego™️Jeff Bezos @LegoJeffBezos]

@LegoKimJongUn How do you keep your workers so loyal? Mine keep acting up lol