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Not considered legal tender and immune to most incurable diseases except lust for your mom

[Bug @LegoMessiah]

I ripped space and time again just for one last look of your mothers prestine vag before you soiled it

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Lets go goth latina mormons!!

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I imagine anal and taco bell feel the same except taco bell is just on a timer

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No bugs were named in the Epstien Files #votebug

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Hell exists and I cant wait to see you there

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Why does hispanic heritage month start in the middle of the month?

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New superhero in the works 'liver punch guy'

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How come there arent more Gilbert Gottfried samples in rap?

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I have to label my nuts in order to tell them apart

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The voices in my head tells me jokes

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Ik I'm sleeping on the couch when she walks into the room with a noose n a bagpipe

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Beginning my hobby as a competitive doctor

[QwertySoda @Qwerty_Soda]

This shit had been killing me all day. The noise he makes 😭😭😭😭

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@joydfps Did he win?

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@lil_thotgun You were born from a conglomerate of prostitution malpractices

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Existential rizz

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Having narcissistic parents prepared me to be an American citizen

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Maturity is knowing that cripples are lucky

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You couldn't hold a wick to the wax in my ass

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Shittily beautiful. How I describe your mom's pussy

[Bug @LegoMessiah]

I prayed to the fbi for a lopunny the other day