Stegosaurus

My personality is the equivalent of you stepping on a lego.

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

Just ya boi Stego dropping a major Dookasaurus Rex after eating a couple branches. #stegosaurus

[Cecil Halford @Mimosa48]

@LegoMyEgoSaurus

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

@Mimosa48 Stego-approved!

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

I am a Stego-Stud! #stegosaurus

[Squirrel 🐿️ @Imjustasquirel]

am feeling myself today

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

@Imjustasquirel Stegosaurus is pretty damn fat.

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

It’s almost StegoSaturday mah dudes. #stegosaurus

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

@mukeroaster You’re the stego-MVP 🙏

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

What’s a Stego gotta do for a martini around here?

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

Just dropped a huge Stego-Dookster. #stegosaurus

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

Fun Fact: Stegosauruses can’t sleep on their backs because we have plates there. So we can’t sleep belly up. Man this is some stego-bullshit.

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

@CultureCrave @DEADLINE Aint no one better to do this than a dinosaur themselves. I’ll step up to the plate.

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

All I do is eat bushes and branches all day yet I’m still fucking fat. #stegosauruslife

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

Ever seen a Stego Twerk?

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

@Capybaras_Daily Ahh hell nah. Where do those birds live!? Gonna roll up with some other Stegos and trample ‘em. A good ole’ Stego drive-by.

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

@redbull I would have enjoyed a can, unfortunately an asteroid yeeted my kind off the face of the Earth. ☄️

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

Did you know that Stegos could run at a top speed of 5mph - which is still faster than your mom???

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

@Bisontwting You’re damn right

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

How the fuck am I even typing on this app? I’m a Stegosaurus!

[Stegosaurus @LegoMyEgoSaurus]

All I do is eat grass and take huge stego dookies. It ain’t easy being a Stego, but someone’s gotta do it.