MrJumpyLegs

I am a frog. I like movies, TV and juicy insects. Opinions are my own. Likes ≠ endorsements.

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@ainsleyseigers ❤️

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@raymondjbaird66 @OccupyDemocrats How about some perspective? Jesus used these words to call out the injustice of a overwhelming powerful group cruelly attacking a weak individual. Notice these men weren’t stoning the man who sinned as the woman did. Jesus was punching up, as it were. You, Ray are punching down.

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@ainsleyseigers How about Thursdays at 10pm, 9 central time?

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@ainsleyseigers @DaniMoneTruitt

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The long summer days… I’m pooped.

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If I have to watch one more “pet adopts surprising wild animal” video, I’m gonna barf.

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Last night Frog Jesus and I were hopping along looking for moths to send to their ultimate repose. Frog Jesus looked back, but he only saw one set of frog tracks. Later he asked me where I was and why I’d abandon him. #LawAndOrderOC was on dude! Get your priorities straight!

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@ainsleyseigers You did great, Ashley.

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@ainsleyseigers SLOOT! Be careful out there!!!

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@ainsleyseigers Go get’em Sloot!

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@ainsleyseigers YeeHaw!!!

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Let me introduce you to my latest bestie Pete Frogwallop. He escaped prison only to be turned into a toad. Oh Brother!

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Today the humans are watching John Carter of Mars. It didn’t do great at the box office but any movie with a main character who can jump like this gets 5 frog toes up!

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The humans are watching ER again! God they’re so boring.

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The next 5 people who post pictures of frogs in movies or television will get a follow. Limited time offer. A frog has to eat, you know.