Legs

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[Legs @LegsTheTranch]

what's the point of having eight legs if there's no one to dance with

[Legs @LegsTheTranch]

I live at Maidenhead aquatics now if anyone wants to bring me a cricket. There are so many fish here and my presence in this store makes little to no sense

[Legs @LegsTheTranch]

My parents told their new neighbour/landlady about me and she started crying

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Just ate three worms in a row bam bam bam finna get THICCCC for summer

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Still alive believe it or not

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wtf

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im vegan hun

[Legs @LegsTheTranch]

This week at her work my mother gave a talk about tarantulas, molting and how we shouldn’t be scared of our eight legged overlords. She did a PowerPoint presentation because, despite 2 years at the nursery, she doesn’t know how to work with kids.

[Spider Facts @spiderfactsreal]

most spiders don't smoke weed or sess cause it's known to give a brother brain damage

[Legs @LegsTheTranch]

1v1 me you fuckin nerds #gamergirl

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@tinykale HI MARCELINE

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IM MOLTING BINCHES #upsidedown #boyyouturnme #insideout

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I have no hobbies

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Still haven’t eaten a thing #bikinibod

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Hiya it’s coming up to my year anniversary of not eating a fuckin thing #IWillEatWhenTibetIsFree

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Pride & Prejudice is my favourite book I really relate to Elizabeth Bennet because she is prettier and smarter than everyone else in her family

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HOLD ME BACK MAN HOLD ME BACK

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@NotRobSheridan sup

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What’s up I’ve moved home but haven’t realised it yet because I’m still hibernating #didnthavetohelp

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Hi I’m still hibernating which is not very christmassy #selfish #antisocial 🕸