Leigh Bolick

Humor Enthusiast. Tweets are: Allegedly. Reportedly. Just my opinion. Actually they are just for fun.

[Leigh Bolick @LeighBolick]

I decided to write a fun April Fools. Purely in jest!

Great news! I am marrying my Ladyman, Lindsey Graham.  For the POWER! And also because I want to go on the Bezos yacht, natch.

I have chosen as my wedding venue the Strait of Hormuz.  Because...rockets!  Just think of the light show! All for my wedding! Talk about the rockets red glare!

I told Ladyman that we must have a full military wedding with all the honors. However, we are not sure there is such a thing or what the protocol might be.

So Ladyman is calling ICE Barbie to find out.  I mean, she and Corey should know, right? Also, we might need to completely change our faces for security reasons, so who better than Barbie?

In return, Ladyman has agreed to provide ICE Barbie's husband with the out-sized breasts he is so desperately seeking.  I told Ladyman if men love those big breasts so much, they should DEFINITELY get their own. You know, see how much fun they are to have.  The American dream in action!

For the honeymoon, I've told Ladyman that it would be nice to be shot over to Abu Dhabi.  Out of a cannon. I told him he needed to understand that I would have to nix the wedding thongs for that trip!  But you know Ladyman...my lingerie is not nearly as important as his.

Look for the Save The Date! And don't get scared when JD Vance shows up to deliver them.  He was so nice - he said he didn't have anything else he needed to do except work with his Marco Rubio voodoo doll, and besides, he's campaigning. 

He loves those government jets, that JD! And he said he can go visit Erika Kirk on the way back home like always!

[Leigh Bolick @LeighBolick]

@iamscottenglish Your colorful phrases were always my favorites!!

[Leigh Bolick @LeighBolick]

I started Pilates and my entire body transformed in just eight weeks
via https://t.co/EfJui9reVW https://t.co/jsWxBf238b

[Leigh Bolick @LeighBolick]

@pubknow Congratulations Bree! Well deserved!

[Leigh Bolick @LeighBolick]

@donlemon @CNNThisMorning Wow. A whole days training. That should eradicate the misogyny no problem

[Leigh Bolick @LeighBolick]

@donlemon You should be fired.

[Leigh Bolick @LeighBolick]

@LADCFSDirector @cagleconsulting @BobbyCagleLA Congratulations Bobby!

[Leigh Bolick @LeighBolick]

@BreezeAirways real easy to say you are the nice airline when you don’t actually talk to people.

[Leigh Bolick @LeighBolick]

@BreezeAirways sitting in the Charleston SC airport. Flight delays. NO WAY TO CONTACT BREEZE. None.

[Leigh Bolick @LeighBolick]

@MeghanMcCain I’m an independent and have long said I will stop watching when @MeghanMcCain leaves. I enjoy all points view. Goodbye View.

[Leigh Bolick @LeighBolick]

@DanWuori @Hunt_Institute @BethBye5 @CT_OEC @Sarah_T_Vanover Excellent roster of speakers!

[Michael Leach @hardyleach]

Reminder that the hope of change can be just that in the absence of a strong foundation. The DSS CHILD WELFARE SYSTEM REMAINS WOEFULLY UNDER-RESOURCED, LACKING AN ADEQUATE NETWORK OF SUPPORTS.

[Leigh Bolick @LeighBolick]

@hardyleach @ACFHHS Child care staff are rocking under Michele Bowers. How lucky DSS is to have her!

[Las Vegas Aces @LVAces]

This isn’t a trend.

This isn’t just a hashtag.

This is something we live every single day and we’re not gonna stop until we get justice...

🗣 @_ajawilson22

[Dan Wuori @DanWuori]

Very excited about our new @Hunt_Institute webinar series, #EarlyChildhood Philanthropy Amidst COVID-19, featuring the field’s most prominent funders. Come join us and get a sense of their current priorities and where they’re headed next. June 16, 2PM EDT. https://t.co/X1tdZZTiL7

[Fiona Whelan Prine @FionaPrine]

The outpouring of love is a comfort to me and my boys. Thank you for loving @JohnPrineMusic so well. We can feel that love today. Keep listening and sharing his songs as we all find a way to be in the world without him. 🙏🏼❤️

[Leigh Bolick @LeighBolick]

@SC_DSS @abc_columbia The Browns rock. Bless them.

[Leigh Bolick @LeighBolick]

@DanWuori @SCFirstSteps @NatlHeadStart @OHS_Director And DSS! It’s awesome.

[Leigh Bolick @LeighBolick]

@CEOAdam there has been ZERO movement on this issue about the Alist membership despite assurances it would be resolved. I ask again, is this how you treat older, disabled Americans???

[Leigh Bolick @LeighBolick]

@CEOAdam I bought an Alise membership for an elderly friend at Forest Dr Columbia SC. They are not honoring all movies and have even escorted him out. Is this how you treat the elderly? Is Alist real?