Leigh Rigozzi

Soon-to-be unemployed vagabond, con-artist, traveling apothecary.

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@ben_walter Yay Ben!!

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Armageddon sick of this

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Wow, tonight's Black Mirror is fucking terrifying!

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Ibuprofen? YOU buprofen!

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Can you ever have too much moxy? Is there Amoxycillin?

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Live as a Pam, Diazepam.

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For too many years I washed my hair with shampoo. Now I wash it with real poo.

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When I can't be bothered calling for fusion food I just send a tex mexage

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One month later, Leigh logged back in to twitter and found a single notification. He had won the lottery in Europe.

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What did Ethan do when he was hungry for rope? Ethernet cable.

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@writingNSW here we go!

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I'm very concerned that with the removal of the knights and dames system Australia will have a critical lack of protection against dragons.

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Turnbull casts the first Tone. #libspill

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My entire evening live-tweeting receives two favourites, one of which is from a spambot.

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A beautiful girl drops her wallet in front of my table and I chase her throughout the book fair to return it.

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That said, there are a lot of those folks who read every book, ask a million questions, then wander off without buying anything.

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OK sales have reached an semi-acceptable level. I will stop whinging now.

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I manage to guilt @georgekhut into buying another book.

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Nice! $65 in sales in the last 5 mins. Doing the hard sell on anyone who picks up a book.