Leigh Town Probz

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Hating the whole of leigh cause you've got issues and your mum don't love ya

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This leigh lad truths thing would be funny if the person writing it had at least one brain cell #shitbanter

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That's me not eating my dinner

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Why has everyone got the worlds worst teeth on Jeremy Kyle!? Colgate only costs a quid from pound land FFS!

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The question on everybody's lips... When the fuck is leigh gonna get a primark?! #ItJustMakesSense

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Leigh. The only place where "girl code" and "boy code" means jack shit! Your best mates shagged her? Don't worry about it, sharings caring!

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At most fairs you leave with a goldfish. But if you go to leigh fair you leave with either chlamydia or pregnant.

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Watching Jeremy Kyle and totally relating to their problems. #leightownprobz

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Only in leigh would you go into a kebab shop and be given a fucking raffle ticket! What's this? Luck of the draw what food I get!? #casba

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What's the most confusing day for people in leigh?

Father's Day.

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The person below this tweet got bum fingered under leigh bridge when they were 12.

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I failed my GCSE science exam. The question said "name a thing you'd find in a cell"
Apparently "someone from leigh" wasn't the right answer

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What does a lad from leigh give his girlfriend on their first date?
Chlamydia.

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A chav died yesterday after consuming too much of leigh tesco's value vodka...
Every little helps!

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The leigh town prayer!

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Why did the lad from leigh cross the road?
To kick off with someone for no reason whatsoever.

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How can you tell when a girl from Leigh's having an orgasm?
She drops her chips.

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What do girls from leigh do to for safe sex?
Lock the car door.

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Losing your virginity under butts bridge cause you wanted the first time to be special ❤️

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We live in a town where everyone finds out you've shagged someone 3 weeks before you've even done it! #smalltownprobs