GothRiotGrrrl

Snarky goth maiden who's in touch with her punk roots!

[GothRiotGrrrl @LeilaDarah]

The name of this Twitter has been changed from Cemetery_Sisters as my beloved sister Zelda passed away from a brain tumor a few months back.

[GothRiotGrrrl @LeilaDarah]

Goth Sex Ed: View consent in the context of being a vampire. If it's a bad idea to turn a drunk person into a vampire b/c they're 2 drunk 2 understand, the same goes with sex. If they're sober but don't want 2 b a vampire, the same goes with sex. #goth #SexEd #Vampire

[GothRiotGrrrl @LeilaDarah]

Just because you're a goth man doesn't mean you get a pass at fetishizing and objectifying goth women. In fact, as a member of the subculture, you should know better, so it makes you worse than the douchbag tourists. #goth #justsaying

[GothRiotGrrrl @LeilaDarah]

I love how baby bats try to harrass adult goths and declare them poseurs. Child, I am far too busy with building up my FICO score to 800 and trying to budget to go back too graduate school, ain't no one got time for your coffin backpack standards. #eldergoth #goth

[GothRiotGrrrl @LeilaDarah]

@MacabreLondon It was a xenophobic riot in 1517

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@MacabreLondon The Cock Lane ghost

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@MacabreLondon The Hellfire club

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@MacabreLondon Evil May Day

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@MacabreLondon The 1224 accusations of ritual murders against the Jewish community of London

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@MacabreLondon Jack Sheppard

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Tribal goths are the "Wine Moms" of the subculture.

[GothRiotGrrrl @LeilaDarah]

Hispanic Goths: *avoids scene b/c of the ridiculous amount of hidden MAGAs in it*
Arab Goths: *avoids scene b/c they're sick of tribal goths talking down to them*
East Asian Goths: * Avoids scene b/c they're sick of you asking them about anime*
#Goth

[GothRiotGrrrl @LeilaDarah]

White "Not Racist" Goths: Y is our local scene dying?
Native Americans Goths: *avoids scene b/c they're sick of hearing about your spirit animal*
Black Goths: *avoids scene b/c they have to constantly joke they're so goth they were born black just to be tolerated.* #Goth

[GothRiotGrrrl @LeilaDarah]

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Forgot to post these for Valentine's day, anatomically correct chocolate hearts, inspired by our love of Gothic Charm School. #Goth #GothValentine #GothicCharmSchool

[GothRiotGrrrl @LeilaDarah]

@CupcakeGoth In honor of our love for "Gothic Charm School", we just got a mould to make anatomically correct chocolate hearts for Valentine's Day. #GothValentine

[GothRiotGrrrl @LeilaDarah]

Etiquette for Cemetery/Graveyard picnics cont'd:
12.) Respect the cemetery hours. If they close at 8pm, leave by 8pm.
13.) Private cemeteries can kick you out for any reason; it's their property. If this happens, be polite, and go to a public cemetery.
#Goth

[GothRiotGrrrl @LeilaDarah]

Etiquette for Cemetery/Graveyard picnics cont'd:
9.) Do not blare music.
10.) Do not picnic near an actual funeral. Kind of an extension of the respecting mourners rule.
11.) Be careful of the monuments and markers. They are exposed to the elements and easily damaged. #Goth

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Etiquette for Cemetery/Graveyard picnics cont'd:
7.) Respect mourners. If the grave you wanted to picnic on has someone visiting, find somewhere else.
8.) Do not take flowers off someone's grave. It's only romantic in books, in real life it's vandalism.
#Goth

[GothRiotGrrrl @LeilaDarah]

Etiquette for Cemetery/Graveyard picnics cont'd:
5.) Clean-up after yourselves. Many cemeteries don't have trash cans, and it's not their landscapers job to clean-up your mess.
6.) If there's a no smoking OR VAPING rule, repect it.
#Goth