Leila Wilson

My frolic is flawless.

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

Eating saltines and drinking ginger ale and now I am the fifth Golden Girl

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

@MrDevanWright No.

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

@MrDevanWright @StateFarm 🧐

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

I will miss you most of all. https://t.co/X4xQxzog3L

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

@MrDevanWright @HaloTheSeries @paramountplus @Bungie Episode 1...

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

Home ownership is teaching me all kinds of things. Like how boujee toilets are now.

Also, I had look up how to spell boujee and Google was wildly unhelpful. #itsbeginningtolookalotlikesenescence

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

@MrDevanWright @Xbox @Microsoft Respect for the Liar Liar reference.

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

Does anyone else feel that the scoring of movies has gone downhill, or am I just having one of those "back in my day" moments?

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

Last night's debate was a freaking joke. This is where we are, man-boys are running for President.

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

*takes temperature*

Me: "Any symptoms today?"

Person in line: "No thank you"

Next person in line: "It was a question, not an offer."

😆😆😆

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

@LaurenMcD_TV do you come up with the puns on the spot or do you plan them? 😆

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

I'm assuming that all of you people going into Target right now are considered high risk because you're certainly not over 65. #givethemthefirsthour

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

@rhettmc love the way you prefaced your deconstruction. #earbiscuits

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

Past Me: "Coffee won't keep me up THAT late."

Current Me: 😳

Future Me: Still awake, probably.

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

UPDATE: Finally home and in bed.

Moral of this story? Don't leave your house on a 10% charge and never trust a tech that says, "It basically just needs to be unplugged and plugged back in"

It is NEVER that simple.

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

UPDATE: Phone is at 3%

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

I thought I would watch Netflix to pass the time. Apparently, the internet is down.

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

Because of this, he drops me off at my brother's office (it's closer than the house) and heads back to the base so he can fix the issues they're having. My phone is at 10%.

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

He works at an air force base, but as a civilian, I am not authorized to go into certain areas. Which are, of course, the very areas that he needs to go to fix things. Because nothing is simple in the tech world.

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

The fella had to run back to work to fix some techy doodad. I decided to tag along. Currently regretting that decision.

[Leila Wilson @LeilaJeanne]

Luke Skywalker played by Mike Wazowski

[Malcolm @DamianX42]

Damn Disney. Why you have to do Luke like that? @HamillHimself