Friends:
Hey how do you caption your pics?
Me:
*blasting 2000s songs about possessive boyfriends full of red flags*
Ya I don’t know man, I get inspiration out of no where
Me Posting Pics:
Ahahah hey babygirl, what if we.....held hands? Ahahha, I'm joking I'm joking....unless? *bites lip*
Me Tweeting:
I'M BAKING COOKIES AND THIS SHITS FIRE, WHO WANTS SOME 🍪🍪🍪