Leland (parody)

Majik and Monsters enthusiast, 43, single, puppeteer, dominatrix, conservative/bisexual

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

@CarterSauer5 You a bitch 💯

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

@CarterSauer5 I fucked your bitch lil bro 😂😂

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

Just had my bar mitzvah at 51, anything is possible, אני אתקוף באכזריות את נואה רובין

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

Been MIA for a little over 6 months, accidentally got sent to a Korean sweat shop, been grinding ever since, what’s up Twitter!

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

@STXRBOY999 Yup yup 👊✊

[Jeff Kinney @wimpykid]

This one goes to 11

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

Imagine if there were condom versions of the jelly bean challenge. Like you could put a condom on and could get skunk spray dick or vomit penis or grass cock, so cool.

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

Sorry I’ve been gone for a long time guys, my mom kicked me out of the house and I accidentally got addicted to crack #whoopsies #arianagrande

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

Get involved👇🏼

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

Mornin’ yall.

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

This mf 50 cent upside down and shit 😭😜

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

Someone just airdropped this to me, screenshotted that shit real quick, this my NFT now 😈🤞

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

We always walking in grocery stores with one thing on our mind, milk, eggs, soup, and leave that bih with like a few other items, resulting in an unexpected outcome lmaoooo😭

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

Who the hell made this

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

Y’all been to the kfc

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

U know i just hate this stupid mfr

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

What if that bitch ass fish Doris catch phrase was “just keep sucking” 😂😭the blue one from the finding memo and finding Doris Movies how was yall christma

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

Which one do I look better in🤔LMK!

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

Apparently this my kid, fuck if I know.

[Leland (parody) @Leland99]

Finally my mom can get off my back about being the zodiac killer. Fuck you marsha.