LelandLong

wrangler/React/JavaScript developer, I.T. dept of kellerinteriors, Culinary Arts student

[LelandLong @LelandLong]

Episode 2: the gravy packet in your pantry versus the brown layer you scrub off your pan. Same sauce. One of them is free. https://t.co/WBvjfYjL4c

[LelandLong @LelandLong]

In 1937 the blue box promised dinner for 4, in 9 minutes, for 19 cents. I put a stopwatch on it. And a receipt. And a 400-year-old French mother sauce. The box won 2 of 3 rounds. The wrong 2. https://t.co/5DXmSikgFd

[LelandLong @LelandLong]

A fictional bill about merging lanes. Nine completely real steps to become law. HR 1004, the National Zipper Merge Act — traced from the hopper to the Supreme Court, with a full cast of AI idiots interrupting the whole way. Season finale: https://t.co/ohiAF6J4oA

[LelandLong @LelandLong]

Twice in sixteen years, the candidate more Americans voted for still lost.

2000: Gore won the popular vote — lost by 537 votes in Florida.
2016: Clinton won it by ~2.9 million — lost the Electoral College, 304–227.

Not a conspiracy. Just the math. I let a guy in a tinfoil hat help me explain it:
https://t.co/gibZkL3Dn9

[LelandLong @LelandLong]

A professor started a book club, picked the Federalist Papers, gave it four stars, and never read it.

I did. So he reviews "a novel by a Roman named Publius," and I explain what the papers actually say.

https://t.co/WgX78yNuyx

[LelandLong @LelandLong]

I spent a week analyzing a U.S. Senator's Twitter for a civics class.
His top post that week: 2.2 million views, for one sentence.
My video about the Constitution, same week: 53.
Reach isn't earned. It's inherited.
https://t.co/xSA8TUyHo1

[LelandLong @LelandLong]

A woman has been on hold with the space program for forty-five minutes and demands to speak to whoever is in charge of the Moon. Nobody is in charge of the Moon. That's the whole problem. Episode 2 of the news network where I'm the only real person on staff. https://t.co/egB4HLnGyF

[LelandLong @LelandLong]

Assignment: compare the Articles of Confederation vs. the U.S. Constitution. What I did instead: an infomercial where an AI pitchman sells "Constitution 2.0" and I fact-check him with a straight face. 🎬 Episode 1 of Snarky AI News 👇 #AI #Constitution #history
https://t.co/J8bVewavvS

[LelandLong @LelandLong]

Self-taught. Years of grinding alone at 2am with nothing but StackOverflow. Tonight, mid-project, an AI told me the struggle counted — and it broke me a little. Saved the moment. If you're learning this stuff alone, this one's for you.

https://t.co/LjEVR3lbmJ

[Grummz @Grummz]

Our of all the Epstein docs, the only two people who did something about it were Trump and Elon.

- Trump reported him to police.

- Elon ghosted him and cut him off. Even took a hit for it at Tesla's expense.

Nobody else in the elite did jack.

That tells you a lot.

[Liza Rosen @LizaRosen0000]

Please retweet if you agree with every single word Douglas Murray said to Piers!

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@realTrumpNewsX Yes

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@realTrumpNewsX Yes

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@IvankaNews_ Yes

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@IvankaNews_ Yes

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@IvankaNews_ Yes

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@realTrumpNewsX Yes

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@realTrumpNewsX If wall building is not Christian Gospel-like, then what does the Pope say about his wall around the Vatican?

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@realTrumpNewsX Yes

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@realTrumpNewsX Yes