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unfathomable

[Culinary Misfit @MjombaMinion]

Mbona hamkusema mtu akiingia supervisory/mid management level ndio stress hukuwa mingi?

[TapL @TapLHarV]

I WAITED 8 YEARS TO RETWEET THIS

TODAY IS THE DAY

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

👇🏾

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Getting attached to the car ahead that you've followed for 45 minutes and then they suddenly take the exit like we had nothing

[Morara Kebaso @MoraraKebaso]

Isaac Nganga and your boss Nancy Gathungu. May God bless you for the work you are doing. Receive your flowers today and everyday.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

If I ever trip slightly while walking, I make sure to look back and down at the ground so that the people around me know that I'm normally great at walking, but in this particular instance there was something wrong with the ground.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Man, I don't have much to say lately. It's a chaotic world. The poor marry, so do the rich. Some die, some are born. I ate meat, I ate veggies. I lost my job, but I got another. And I love it in nature, man. The ocean, the trees: they do something to me, man.

And when I am running, the wind feels like therapy in my face. I also concluded that I have no type, no mechanical standards with people: everybody is an experience. A book I unravel. There are times I wished the novel would go on forever, but I guess I am no life's author: I am only a reader. I can only exist in the moment. Not focus too much on the ending.

There are women I thought I would marry, man. And I loved holding their hands, kissing their foreheads. But I guess it was never meant to be. And it is sad, but it's life, man. That's the joy of it. To feel with abandon. Then heal just as resolutely.

I used to believe I was entirely good. But I got blocked for the first time this year, so I guess I can't be all that. When I tell my stories, I am an angel and rainbow, but I must have hurt people in my past, and I guess I am a little heartbroken by it. I wanted to be perfect. And I always meant well but intentions never count when we hurt people, do they?

And I want to live with the rules, man. But they are so exhausting. Do this, and do that and they still don't guarantee shit. Because after all of it, I am still going to die. You could do everything right, and still lose. And that's just how it is. That's just how it is.

So I guess my only rule is living for now. I will be more pessimistic when I give up. But I have hope still. I see myself with a nice house somewhere with a lot of trees, man. Someone I will wake up to and call "baby". I mean it's stupid when you think it up, but what's the alternative, man? Wake up to a fucking cactus in a pot in my 40s?! Call a cat "honey"?

And my friends look at me and say,"you are too white, brother". Too romantic for life. But I am not the one chasing emptiness with gin. Night after night with nothing to show for it, except bland tales about the pretty girl at the bar, and the big boys that spend cash like it's water. Knowing everything about everyone except ourselves. Chasing everything but us, man. Living vicariously through others, delegating our existence to another. Like a man who has love at home, but won't stop lamenting doomed love. Parroting hell for relevance until he becomes the statistic he spoke into life.

And why must it always be investment. Can't even spend my money in peace. Everybody is preaching and the gospel is all stacking it up. But I saw a local dude in some torn shorts, with his wife and kids in Lamu, laughing to their last teeth by the beach. I mean it's not much, and it could be better. But it's not nothing. Right? We are not going to be dollar millionaires, and I guess that's fine, man. We don't have to be to live life. Most of us won't. But we can still be loved. We can still eat and drink. And that's what they call living, man. So I don't want to talk about the latest cars and flashiest watches. I will settle for the occasional laughter God sends my way.

Until I have lost the light in me, then I will join you. But for now, I want to live. I want to wake up with some excitement. I want to exercise, man. I want to dream. I can't be mechanical about it. I am not a car. Just another dude, who a million years from now won't mean shit. But I've got to live. I've got to live.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Turn my Eyes away from vanity & worthless things; And restore me in your ways.

Psalms 119

[Dylan McBennett @DylanMcbennett7]

🔴 It pains me to write this, but I think Liverpool will, or already have won the Premier League title. And the worst thing about it is, I think they'll do it INVINCIBLE. #LFC

Find out why below, for @AttackingFooty

https://t.co/mul4U0vrIN

[Josh Eccles @_josheccles]

My target for my life is :- to stay at coventry city academy until i reach coventry city 1st team, its my dream😓😓😰

[john @LelyaJohn_]

@villegait @EricNjiiru @get_videobot

[john @LelyaJohn_]

@villegait @EricNjiiru @GetVidBot

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

🚨 There’s a SACCO bill in Parliament today, and most Kenyans don’t even know what’s coming.

Quietly... with almost no public attention…
A system is being introduced that will centralize SACCO money, and Govt will now have a massive say in it.

Think of it as a “Super SACCO” for all SACCOs.

It will:
- Hold funds from different SACCOs
- Manage liquidity
- Run payments
- Lend to SACCOs
- Invest your money

Sounds safe? Here’s the reality:
❗ SACCOs could lose some operational independence
❗ Oversight becomes much heavier (via Sacco Societies Regulatory Authority)
❗ Leaders must meet “fit & proper” approval
❗ Strict reporting & constant supervision

And yes, this could mean slower access to your money in some situations.
Now the part they won’t emphasize:

Your savings are only protected up to KSh 100,000

If a SACCO collapses?
Anything above that = your risk.

Even worse:

⚠️ Payouts are NOT immediate
⚠️ Must be approved & gazetted first
⚠️ You could wait while your money is locked

So ask yourself:
Why centralize SACCO money...
But limit protection for members?

This bill is being sold as “safety.”
But it also introduces control by the government, delays, and new risks for ordinary Kenyans.

This is how systems change,
slowly, quietly... then permanently

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

All I know, we might be late but we will eat.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Bruno Fernandes is coming... 🛫🔴⚡️ #MUFC #ManUnited #transfers

[Cynthia Martins 🔴 @MartinsCyn]

And from that moment on, our lives were never the same again.

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisXxx]

Another Monday has passed. Week will soon end. This is how people get old. Week by week. You wake up one day and youre 50.

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

What a banger tweet 🤣💯😂

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You can just take a picture of a tortoise and say it’s 192 years old. Nobody checks that shit.

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

A man walks into a bar and orders a bourbon, then drinks it immediately.
“How big is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Around 18 inches.”
He orders another bourbon and downs it even faster than the first.
“What’s the biggest a penguin can ever be?”
The bartender says, “Three feet, maybe four, I’m guessing.”
The man orders a double bourbon, gulps it down, and says, “I think I just ran over a nun.” 😖