Lema~

not here for a long time but a good time📌

[Ghriam @GhriamAngel18]

Parece mentira pero a uno le soluciona mucho la vida tener un buen novio

[seapei (me) @Silindokuhle_]

At least 7 times

[Bettercallpaul @UncoPol]

How government employees look at you when you genuinely inquire about the services they are employed to offer

[🫧🎀 @6ixpretty]

when you finally got a man who can tell when something is wrong, but now you have to tell him what's wrong.

[Eggers @carlinhenrix]

Amo chegar em casa e simplesmente ficar assim

[nsimbi yakdala. @olwethuasf]

imali guys, imali yoh.

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu arriscando meu futuro inteiro por mais 5 minutinhos de sono

[Josiah 🐝🐊 @defsnotjoshua_]

Academically, I don’t like this et al.

[Pricci @Pricci0]

"I'm so bored and I've got nothing to do"

My textbooks,notes and slides

[P🫧 @pontsho_x]

my spark is gone ( I'm broke )

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Terrible scenes on my banking app, I can’t even tell whether I’m looking at my balance or the time😭😭😭😭

[Hephzibah✨ @Sisi_Zee]

My take on this whole orgasm discourse is that I don't like the fact that, for a lady to actually reach orgasm you have to really focus on the body part being stimulated, one second of distraction and you're back to square 1

[Remoratile @blessssrt2]

“chats between my husband & i on our lobola day” oh Bawo

[teekay_ @TokeloMoloto]

usuke unebhadi ngempela when ujola nomfana who has twitter and tweets about everything that happens in his life bcs now thousands of ppl know that you overstayed your welcome at his place
and he wants you gone.😭😭😭😭

[SetGdNia🇯🇲 @ShaniaJacko]

“You’re my BM I won”… Offset doesn’t realise that he contributed to the birth rate decline with just that one sentence

[Monster Cody @CodyDominic_]

I’m glad you asked, the answer is YES

[Vusi.Mz🦉 @YouDunnoVusi]

Everyone saying he must boil it first must never invite me to their braai

[raftel 🏴‍☠️ @strqwberrypeels]

No performative shit but something about calling the woman you love a bitch don’t sit right with me

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always workout for you.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser