Leman Walters

ascended midwit

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

Burning, Burning, Burning

[Fred de Fossard @defossardf]

😭 my word

[Peter Hitchens @ClarkeMicah]

Behold an actual Cox’s Orange Pippin - note the rough skin and subtle colouring, quite unlike the shiny, garish globes of mush nowadays sold under that name. Tastes like an autumn sunset.

[Henry George @intothefuture45]

David Coleman wrote Britain would be "majority-minority" by 2066, in far-right conspiracy rag Prospect Magazine, assuming much lower migration levels. Anthony Browne made the same projection in The Guardian in 2000. @MorlandDemog+@epkaufm have confirmed these projections.

[Connor Pie-man @iagos_monster]

This isn't a "sign" of anything, it's a joke.

[Stakeholder Consultant @echetus]

Nobody in the article suggests he was incorrect (his statement was plainly accurate), so we have politicians being barred from voting until they recant and abjure the platform they were elected on.

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

@thurhyde Apparently so! I thought it staunchly middle-brow

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

It takes time for anyone raised in chippy lower middle class tradition to appreciate Proper Snobbery. I was dimly aware growing up that you weren’t meant to like Ludovico Einaudi but only recently did I clock that Philip Glass was off the cards as well

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

You're meant to be a snob about important things

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

Data that works for everyone

[Harold Lacey @Chandernagore2]

Grow up

[Scott Goetz @ScottGoetz_]

Everyone who writes these laws is an idiot who hates children. Specifically their own children who they worry have drifted from their smothering control because they can download podcasts and play Fortnite rather than breastfeeding or whatever they think a 15 year old should be allowed to do.

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

@jtheleast Dreaming of Fiji is fantastic

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

“More fool me I suppose!”

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

The great hero of modernity. The scourge of provincialism.

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

Recommend in the strongest terms possible that you catch the restoration of The Devils (1971) that’s on, wow, one of the most amazing experiences I’ve ever had

[MeIisa Tourt @meIisactu]

Online child only/focused spaces like club penguin and moshi monsters were very dear to me. Sometimes there was a perv but you’d generally deal with it and laugh at them. This would also happen at the bus stop

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

Rick and Morty advert for Movember

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

Recommend in the strongest terms possible that you catch the restoration of The Devils (1971) that’s on, wow, one of the most amazing experiences I’ve ever had

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

@Chandernagore2 Haha, it was like this

https://t.co/cWG8wIsXcK

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

@francesdarblay I remember the ability for me to relate to otherwise fundamentally familiar concepts, 'mother,' 'father,' 'home' etc. didn't register. I was lost in a wilderness of indistinguishable mirrors. Like trying to boot a laptop without a hard-drive, the strangeness of the shell.

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

Sometimes I worry that an experience I had at 19 with a experimental dissociative that my friend had purchased off the dark web and which rendered me into a state of total ego-death has permanently warped my ability to parse reality properly but then I'm like naaah probs not lol

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

There isn’t a single artist alive today who could make something as good as the MV to Smooth Criminal

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

Homeless guy outside Morden tube station reading The Art Of War fair play geezer