Lematt

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

One of my friends had sex with one of my other friends ex lol whos side to I pick

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

Ask a girl if they’re lonely trust me try it out I got you

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

I’m my friend Jerad was a chick he would so have his ass cheeks out on Halloween

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

You just know if my friend Sam was a girl he’d be the slut of the Midwest with 5 baby daddy’s

[NFL on Prime Video @NFLonPrime]

A big shout out for the Dawgs 🗣️

#TNFonPrime | @Browns

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

Just only gonna say Go Browns for the rest of the week

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

Fell asleep 3 times on the play this weekend and went non verbal we will back

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

Nick Chubb will sign a 1-day contract tomorrow to retire as a Cleveland Brown, per @JDubsIII on @Browns_Daily.

A Cleveland Browns legend.

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

Ill make a man out of my buddy Sam somehow

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

Hate randomly getting a full raging boner at work

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

My friend Ben has been a real brat recently he sent a video of him dry humping the air and my buddy Sam saved it and he’s been real quiet since my buddy Sam kept sending it in the gc real worried for Ben

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

I wish I got as much pussy as my buddy Sam

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

I haven’t talked to a women irl sober in 2 years some call it aura n motion some people may call it retardism

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

The smarter the women the harder it is to blow smoke up her ass

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

Be back in 2 months I’m greatful for my solid 4 fans #crankinoneout

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

Time to start acting like Tony soprano gonna be real bad for some of you

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

Can’t wait to see Erika Kirk twerking her shit on the stage for the 1st kirkiversery

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

“you should try to talk to a female when ur not obliterated and have a real conversation. Even if she denies you, you’ll at least have practice and real experience trying to create a real human connection” Sum f ing idiot said that to me naw bro I’ll stick to drunkenly sex

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

Save some pussy for us asshole

[Lematt @Lemattjames]

When life gives you lemons go break into ur enemy’s apartment and jerk off in his bed