Lemiso

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Top 10 CIA Films With High-Level Psychological Warfare🍿🕵🏾‍♂️

1- Sicario (2015)

A Thread:

[DNI Tulsi Gabbard @DNIGabbard]

Today, on my final day as Director of National Intelligence, I’m releasing never-before-seen communications and documents exposing how Dr. Fauci provided millions in US taxpayer dollars to fund dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, worked with politicized elements within the Intelligence Community to suppress the truth about his actions and hide the virus’ lab-leak origins, and lied to Congress while under oath in 2024. It’s time you know the truth.

https://t.co/3YJSstB7d4

[Lemiso @Lemiso]

@AmbokoJH Has this sailed through or failed?

[Lemiso @Lemiso]

Are you in donholm?
@savannafibreke

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

Folks,

Finance Bill 2026 proposed amendments are now out!!

There's a proposal on PAYE bands. Important to flag though that it is not from the Finance & Planning Committee but from Kathiani MPVHon. Robert Mbui.

Delighted that the PAYE proposal lifts from the submission we made as Strathmore Tax Research Centre.

Let's see what happens on the floor of the House.

[Lemiso @Lemiso]

@KenyaPower_Care Bought tokens for account 37187175056. Yet to receive it.

[Mal @UtdMaI]

If Manchester United somehow pull this off, I’m not even joking… the league is in serious trouble.

[Lemiso @Lemiso]

@Safaricom_Care this is a useless app indeed.

[Lemiso @Lemiso]

@KenyaPower_Care You cut-off power the whole day today in Donholm. Mark you, it was unscheduled. Now, again tomorrow you're doing the same!

[Lemiso @Lemiso]

Does Shangi Kinda completely eliminate use of pesticides? @TrevorOmbija @citizentvkenya

[adidas @adidas]

1:59:30. Humanity just got faster.

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#YouGotThis

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

BREAKING VIDEO: Kenya’s Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to win a regular marathon in under two hours, setting a new world record at the London Marathon in 1:59:30!

Kenyans invented running™

[Lemiso @Lemiso]

@sugar_board is this the case?

[Nirel @Nirel01]

MANCHESTER UNITED MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1. Sir Alex Ferguson
2. David Moyes
3. Louis Van Gaal
4.Giggs
5.Jose Mourinho
6.Ole
7. Rangnick
8. Erik Ten Hag
9. Ruben Amorim
10. Carrick
TOTAL premier league trophy =20

ARSENAL MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1.Gerge Graham
2.Bruce Rioch
3.Arsene Wenger
4.Unai Emery
5.Arterta

TOTAL premier league trophy = 13

CHELSEA MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1.Bobby Campbell
2.Jan Borterfield
3.David Webb
4.Glenn Hoddle
5.Ruud Gullit
6.Gianluca Vialli
7.Ray Wilkins
8.Claudio Ranieri
9.Jose Mourinho
10.Avran Grant
11.Felip Scolari
12.Ray Wilkins
13.Guus Hidink
14.Carlos Ancelotti
15.Andrew Villas Boas
16.Robert Di Matteo
17.Rafael Benitez
18.Jose Mourinho
19.Guus Hidink
20.Antonio Conte
21. Joe Mwangi
22. Simp Makanya Gabriel
23. Rio Kariuki
21.Sarri
22.Lampard
23.Paul Ngei
24.Fred Kubai
28. Omondi Brian Obimbo
29. Angel Joseph
25.Achieng Oneko
26.Jomo Kenyatta
27.Kung'u Karumba
28.Bildad Kagia
29. Jacque Mamake Riley
30.King Lobengula
31.Mekatilili Wamenza
32.Jehova Wanyonyi
33.Lwanda Magere
34.Samoure Toure
35.Otto Von Bismarck
36.Vasco Da Gama
37.Christopher Columbus
38.Mahatma Gandhi
39.David Livingston
40. Shaulyne Kimmy
41. Kondwani Nankhumwa
42. Grezelder Jeffrey
43. Embarambamba
44. Cash Madam
45. Fyness Mwagonjwa
46 Sabinus
47 Balablu
48 Mulamwa
49 Ododo
50 Muri
51 Bubu
52 Mariga
53. Thomas Tuchel
54. Potter
55 Onoja
55 Asuku
56 .Owino
57 .Sila wa Sila
58. Wanadre Bissaka
59. William Ruto
60.Omuliebi
61.Okutoto
62.Karen Nyamu
63. Oscar Sudi
64. Pochettino
65. Maresca
66. Rosenior
77......loading

TOTAL premier league trophy =6 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶I come in peace 🤝🥴🥹🤲

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Goal for Manchester City - scored by Haaland.

🔵 2-1 🔴 (65)

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

When will Africans finally outgrow this embarrassing and childish tourist syndrome?
An African flies to a European country, sees a shiny building or a fancy train, whips out their phone, and immediately runs to social media to cry, "When will our country have this?!"

SPOILER ALERT : those train rides are not free.
They are directly subsidized by the missing wealth and uncollected taxes of the developing world.

Truth is that, while the rest of Europe was tripping over themselves to aggressively extract African resources by sending gunboats, missionaries, and colonial administrators to do their dirty work, Luxembourg was playing 3D chess.

They did not need to get their hands bloody or dirty. Instead, they quietly positioned themselves as the ultimate offshore tollbooth for the wealth being plundered from the Global South.

Here is how their white-collar criminal network operates: A massive multinational conglomerate digs up copper in Zambia, pumps crude in Nigeria, or mines cobalt in the DRC Congo.
By any standard of fairness, the immense wealth generated from those resources should be taxed locally to build the exact same roads, schools, and train networks we keep drooling over.

But the global financial system is rigged. Instead of paying their fair share, that corporation sets up a shell company and often literally just a dusty P.O. Box in Luxembourg.

And then through the dark arts of corporate accounting known as "profit shifting" and "transfer pricing," the company manipulates its books. The African subsidiary, the one doing the actual extraction, magically records zero profit.

Meanwhile, the Luxembourg P.O. Box records billions. Africa gets the environmental degradation, the exploited labor, and a depleted national treasury. Luxembourg gets the capital.

Now, Luxembourg taxes these phantom P.O. boxes just enough to make it look legitimate, pulling in about 5% of their GDP. But that’s just the cover charge. When you factor in the massive ecosystem built to service this racket,the armies of corporate lawyers, wealth managers, auditors, and bankers designing these tax-dodging schemes, it accounts for a staggering 30% of Luxembourg’s entire GDP.

Put the math together, and you realize that nearly 40% of their national wealth is a monument to laundered money.
It is the most flawlessly executed heist in modern history. They managed to siphon the wealth of a continent without firing a single bullet or toppling a single regime.

[Lemiso @Lemiso]

@KeNHAKenya @Osama_otero @KURAroads FYI/A...

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

Knowing when stages come to an end.

Knowing when to say goodbye when you feel that you will be remembered and respected forever.

Four months to give my all for this badge and for our goal.

Eternal respect and affection for Manchester United and its wonderful fans.

Forever Red Devil.

[Lemiso @Lemiso]

Good evening @CA_Kenya @Cofek_Kenya this is to bring to your attention that @ZukuHome is misleading their customers. They are enticing customers with non-existent offers.

[Lemiso @Lemiso]

How does one get through to talk to an agent? @Safaricom_Care