Chief

Every Villain Is Lemons

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Call me Steve Harvey cause my drinking be causing a family feud

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Me at work trying to figure out if I’m betting on Ohio State or TCU to kick off March Madness

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Burger King was gassed I called in

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It’s Valentine’s Day so of course I called every restaurant I uber eats from and told them they r the best in the business and I love them without ordering food. (It’s the little things!)

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The Indian gentleman working the night shift at dominos pizzeria was very confused

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Master G Spot locater 🫡

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Nothing soothes a huge gambling loss like a mccrispy and a large fries 💯

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@_jason_777 U had him last year lol

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@brevmanbane Coulda kept the guy who took u to the playoffs last year who’s having a solid season on the Seahawks rn but hey what do I know

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That Monday morning Jet fan feeling

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Tale as old as time

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Beers on me

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Me tn at around 1 am

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Absolut…ly delicious !!

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That first sip of beer on a Friday

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Get super drunk✅
Order uber eats✅
Fall asleep 5 minutes after ordering it✅
Like clockwork😎

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@rawkombucharoy Smoke a bunch of cigarettes it’ll snuff out the toxins from the plastic