Lemon Haze ☭

Jeff Bezos is still stealing wages. | I oscillate between nonbinary warrior & a shrieking, multi-legged creature.

[Lemon Haze ☭ @LemonHazeRaze]

Sabotaging your local ICE transport vehicles is self-care.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

>becomes prime minister
>wins largest majority seen in labour history
>pivots the party hard right, cracks down on palestinian protestors and privacy rights
>completely destroys the labour party
>resigns

what was bro doing any of this for

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[Vince Mpls @vincempls]

#OnThisDay April 24 1934: The Führer "temporarily" sets up a People's Court to pursue political opponents. Initially prosecutors maintain a semblance of legitimacy, but progressively abandon all pretense. By 1936 it becomes a permanent instrument of the regime's oppression.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

mecha hitler is now “vital for national security”

[onion person @CantEverDie]

is there a specific economic reason why under this donald trump era in particular there is massive consolidation of companies under private equity and mergers in particular compared to the past?

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Lemon Haze ☭ @LemonHazeRaze]

Heard a rumor he fell again and it’s bad lmao

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

MS NOW: Mitch McConnell has been admitted to the hospital. The cause of his hospitalization and condition are not known.

[Lemon Haze ☭ @LemonHazeRaze]

Fake ass Potemkin-Village façade lmao

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

The thing that makes this particular picture so funny and so Trumpian is that that isn't even the White House. It's a giant fake facade of the White House they put up to block the view of the arena that they erected in front of the actual White House.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

We just gave the guy whose fault this is 1 trillion dollars

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Abdul El-Sayed calls out Trump for a double standard when it comes to J6 rioters vs anti-genocide protesters.

A Haley Stevens consultant attacks him for that.

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Kate was a spokeswoman for John Edwards in 2008, and stayed on to the end after the Enquirer broke that he was cheating on his cancer stricken wife with a campaign videographer, fathering her child, and as we later learned committed 6 campaign finance felonies to cover it up.

[Lemon Haze ☭ @LemonHazeRaze]

This is why we need to unleash every crackhead and meth addict in America on these plagues, looting them before consigning every single data center to the flames.

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Sure to impact animal and human reproduction...mark my words.

Poor guy saw his home's value drop to essentially zero.

Ain't no one buying a house to deal with that noise 24/7

[Shaiel Ben-Ephraim @academic_la]

Netanyahu has decided to accept the Iranian deal. Security officials are despondent and see it as a disaster. Ynet brings some high level quotes from them:

1) A senior Israeli official said "Nobody is happy with this. We understand it is not good for us, and that it harms Israeli interests. What is troubling is that Israel cannot influence it. Its voice is not being heard."

2) The anger at Trump is palpable.: "Trump screwed us, we took the hit. We're no longer in the loop and can't really influence anything."

3) Israelis fear Iran will be economically revived: "They've blown money on the Iranians, who are getting everything they want. They'll build a missile corps, and we'll have to pour money into interceptors." Israel sees oil revenue flowing back into the exact capabilities the war was meant to degrade.

4) They don't believe a deal will adequately deal with the nuclear issue: "The real test of the deal is removing the uranium and destroying it. If that doesn't happen, the sense of a bad deal will turn into something more concrete."

5) They fear this will embolden Iran: "Iran has smelled that it can achieve things by force, and it will use that against its neighbors and against us."

6) The deepest worry is not military. It is perception. After months of direct fire, Iran is seen across the region as the side that took the pressure and did not fold: "the regional working assumption will be that it was signed under Iranian pressure and American capitulation, rather than the reverse."

Israel is concerned that Iran will be stronger, the US will be weaker and that the future for it will be bleak in the region. This war has been a disaster for Israel.

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

Never in my life wanna hear the words “I just respect the office” again

[Lemon Haze ☭ @LemonHazeRaze]

No one talks about the fact that AI scraped from thousands and thousands of recipe blogs/sites, and now there’s no real guarantee that the recipe you find on the internet isn’t hallucinated with bullshit ingredients.

Oh and then there’s whatever the fuck this lady is doing lmao

[Sangel 🪽 @sahmetkiz]

This manhole in Haifa is older than the state of Israel 😆

[hotdogs water @girlsbian_]

taxes aren't gonna be enough dude

[Cincymilla @CincyShadow]

Speaking as a former pool operator. Painting the bottom of a shallow pool exposed to direct sunlight that's surrounded by trees dark blue simply creates the perfect conditions for algae to bloom lmao.

This is the perfect exemplar for Trumps presidency.

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[basicwhite @offbasicwhite]

I know YA fiction covers when i see them this girl gotta be reading some of the worst stuff ever put to paper