the bear facts

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

The hottest girls have the shittiest cars

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

The bigger the truck, the more I like his car

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

I LOVE talking to a “manly man” who drives a big-ass truck, and making sure that I call his truck a car, preferably several times

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

When I’m around more panties drop than when Mr Bean worked at Victorias Secret

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

If a sandwich is cut in half, I will eat two pieces. If a sandwich is cut into four I’ll eat about 15

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

Learning truths about the universe one Minecraft parkour video at a time

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

Like they say - family comes and goes, but guys you work with are forever

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

I started experimenting when I was younger, but now later in life I am hopelessly addicted to phonics

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

My dad’s getting old…he’s got like, a reverse Benjamin Button thing going on

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

My wife is a foid

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

Feminism is if we had an “Eve” spin-off of Wall-E

[Dara ★ @starrydara]

pump me full of cum pls :)

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

I was never the favourite… my parents would introduce me as “my sons brother”

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

Down for the syndrome

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

My goal for 2026 is to eat a can of beans, straight from the can, which I have heated up over an open flame like a cartoon hobo

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone instead of making extroverts shut the fuck up for a while

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

Describe myself in three words?

Overly Efficient

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

Damn, Canada lost men’s hockey gold to Israel

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

Think I’ll build a masterbatorium in the back yard

[the bear facts @LemonMartz]

When you’re 30 you stop caring what people think about you. When you’re 40 you realize no one was thinking about you anyways