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@UrbanCourtyard So where are we supposed to park and tailgate?

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@izme_josh And yet they depend on Texas for their defense 🤷

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@BigOrangePunch @SlyLogic32 To him it might as well have been from another planet. You know those Germans ain't never seen anything like Canes.

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@hoshizorarock

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@AlgerianFooty Kansas can't keep getting away with claiming the credit they don't deserve!

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@specialkdelslay @KelseyMLoo This is the average woman trying to comprehend the male mind and failing miserably.

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@eurofounder @Hayekolyte Bro, WHO do you think is paying for that waiter's "living wage?" STILL YOU. The menu prices will just be raised, and you will pay the same amount either way. Don't be an asshole and take it out on the wait staff. Go back to Europe if you don't like it.

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@Painweaver2 @FreddyLA7 Bro has never driven across all of Kansas only to find that the first half of Colorado is just more Kansas.

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@bourassa3232 @FreddyLA7 Just another envious Canadian who can't stop thinking about us.

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@sthlmo @C130GuyBNA @omgTrex22 @StefanFrancisci Nah, we're good. Got everything we need right here in America. To the extent we will travel its to other rich and developed countries like Japan, Switzerland, or Singapore.

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@Sweakidis @C130GuyBNA @omgTrex22 @StefanFrancisci Lol, good luck. We'll finally take SERIOUS military action against whoever we need to in order to keep that going.

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@StefanFrancisci @omgTrex22 No thanks, I don't want to be shoved in a metal tube with potential lunatics with nowhere to run. Americans like the personal freedom of their own car, which also gives them the opportunity to tailgate.

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@FreddyLA7 Can't wait to see you in KC for the 4th of July. Go to the display at the ww1 Memorial and Union Station after some bbq!

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@Haydenfreedom @redmoldy @DonChalmers2 Your country is the one allowing itself to be choked off by that straight and having to buy oil from us lol.

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@Haydenfreedom They simply hate us cuz they ain't us.

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@CameronCorduroy Bro doesn't know what the word "lose" means. Embarrassing.

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@FreddyLA7 Well give you citizenship Freddy.

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@Letsgeauxtrave1 @gracieelovex @FreddyLA7 Women literally do. I've literally seen it, lol, and they weren't tourists.

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@TheMcRiblet @TimHannan @NikkiSchwab It's required training time for the pilots. No money is being wasted with that flyover.

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@ScousePete1986 @Clock_Hypocrisy @elonmusk As a Yank we don't claim her.