The Lemons FC

Kick to win.

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@CloudsAreJerks Who hurt u babez?

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@Ankaman616 Southampton beat Everton at the final game at Goodison on the penultimate weekend of the season. It secures Saints’ safety and relegates the Toffees.

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First win for the Lemons since our move to Clapham! After going winless in our maiden season, it was great to get the new one off to a victorious start; bashing the Bashers 4-0! @F567_

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

This really is so supremely fucked.

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@Pictionarypuns U ok hun?

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@LeeroyJFC apologies to do this guys, and sorry for the late notice, but we’re unable to field a team today. I’ve left a voicemail for the league but in case they don’t pick it up I thought I’d contact you on here. Apologies again.

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@duncsagar @SkyHelpTeam @SkyHelpTeam anymore news on this. Internet still down in SE8. Has been down since around 2pm.

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@afc_believe Bring it on!

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@Vitu_E It's all about the lemon party

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@gurneyhf @afc_believe There's hope then! 😂😂😂

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@afc_believe @gurneyhf We're playing Man Titty at 4:30. But I'm on international duty. Hoping to be picked up for one of these franchises with my gash right arm full bungers, have you got an in for me Harry?

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@afc_believe @gurneyhf Burn it all down T5 is the only format, anything else is traditionalist dog shit. We can settle it at the Fernabeu!

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@afc_believe He must play for Peyrou

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@afc_believe @5aside_org Have you heard any more from them? We still haven’t had confirmation on the start of the new season. #playfootballshitshow

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Letter of complaint @LemonPartyFC1 @5aside_org would never happen on your shift.

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@CricketFanJim walks it with that suarez prick!

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Best on-field comment: Ian for "they are men we are boys"; Ian for "does he be aids" when an oppo was bleeding; @CricketFanJim for "you're the biggest prick in the league and everyone knows it"

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Dimitri wins it!

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Best dressed lemon: dimitri the Albanian PE teacher; barny's knitware; Ian's Red coat leaking feathers and brown shorts

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Ian nails it! Bang lyrical blow to the jaw

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Biggest moaner : Ollie; Ian; Hurley

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With a clean sweep it's the sons of Suarez brothers!!! Unprecedented

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Bellend of the year: lenin from peyrou; the sons of Suarez brothers, blue shorts from Sutton

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The winner is Nikolai!!

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Dreamboat of the year: nikolai the full kit wanker/lovely ref; the bear's missus (@afc_believe sorry gibbo your missus aint been around); harry's peanut butter