I don't smoke anymore I just eat pizza now

Professional music teacher
1/2 of Dishwasher Dragonfly
The Mobile Tape Orchestra
She/Her 🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧

[I don't smoke anymore I just eat pizza now @LemonSnuff]

Got tired of looking at Johnny Appleseeds stupid feet so I gave him a pair of 4s

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

thinking about that Portlandia sketch where one of Fred Armesin's characters gets hit with a C&D from Matt Groening for bootlegging and Fred is like Whose law says I can't do this? That's not my law. My law is this. And points and and it's just a sign he made that says "BE TRUE"

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

George Carlin's standup over footage of Splinter from the live Ninja Turtles show from the '90s 🤣 so good

[I don't smoke anymore I just eat pizza now @LemonSnuff]

I have one week to re-teach myself how to make puppets before I gotta teach about 90 people how to make puppets I got this in the bag stay tuned

[nat! @natsmut]

3 days without wine, you're doing just fine... 3 days without weed, you're getting the centipede......

[I don't smoke anymore I just eat pizza now @LemonSnuff]

Absolutely terrified I've worked so hard on this Community Theater / Indie Rock Band hybrid art thing what if everyone thinks it lame or worse what if nobody cares about the puppet musical coming after what if I'm fucked for life what if I'm washed and fucked and aaaaaaaaa

[I don't smoke anymore I just eat pizza now @LemonSnuff]

For the past 4 years I've been holing myself up in my bedroom studio writing a partially fictionalized partially historical space rock opera about Laika and now it's time to assemble the visual aesthetic of the record before moving to booking studio time Aaaaa

[I don't smoke anymore I just eat pizza now @LemonSnuff]

For the past 4 years I've been holing myself up in my bedroom studio writing a partially fictionalized partially historical space rock opera about Laika and now it's time to assemble the visual aesthetic of the record before moving to booking studio time Aaaaa

[I don't smoke anymore I just eat pizza now @LemonSnuff]

I have a new hobby of making cranberry almond chicken salad and then eating 1.5lbs of it

[I don't smoke anymore I just eat pizza now @LemonSnuff]

@heyilyforever nonchalantism and cringe culture is killing everyone from having fun

[I don't smoke anymore I just eat pizza now @LemonSnuff]

i have been drinking root beer at night a lot. barqs. good stuff. i sleep like a dog. i should be put down like a dog. like the barqs dog.

[I don't smoke anymore I just eat pizza now @LemonSnuff]

@DoctorFuckWitt LETS FUCKING GO

[I don't smoke anymore I just eat pizza now @LemonSnuff]

counting or not counting nyc transplant yuppies

[Cashew 🔜 FUVE @MintCashew]

This one

[I don't smoke anymore I just eat pizza now @LemonSnuff]

Finally hit the point in my career where I'm being paid to play Sweet Child of Mine dear lord

[Serpent_x @Serpent____x]

mmmm

[I don't smoke anymore I just eat pizza now @LemonSnuff]

Everyday I miss Twitter Circles

[I don't smoke anymore I just eat pizza now @LemonSnuff]

@p3rf3ct_t33th It's incredible! One time my sister was playing on her own before she had her pump and she started emergency crashing (you start to black out) and none of us realized until Angel started yowlin'.

[I don't smoke anymore I just eat pizza now @LemonSnuff]

@p3rf3ct_t33th Dogs are crazy intelligent and sensitive animals, it's insane. They can SMELL your blood sugar levels.

[I don't smoke anymore I just eat pizza now @LemonSnuff]

@p3rf3ct_t33th My nana had a dog that was trained to alert to my grandpas blood sugar (When he was high/low/crashing, etc) and was super weird around my sister when she was little. When she got diagnosed with diabetes at 3, she started doing the same alerts with her untrained

[Lowri Akai 落日 | Syk 🔜 Thaitails @LowriAkai]

Tranquil lulls between adventures
🎨 @MintCashew

@TrashYeeen's chest is a comfy lay, but he says my muzzle is too pointy and stabby

[abe @stubbornsticks]

i feel comfortable saying this is one of the most fucking disgusting and anti-art practices any artist could make and it’s terrible that the one doing it is one of the most popular artists in the world. the utter greediness is just shameful. this should shouldn’t be acceptable.