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Son, family chauffeur, web enthusiast, lazy learner, bread earner. Madaan with a single 'a'.

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Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants.

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Breaking up with someone is already hurtful. Doing it during a lock down is worse.

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today i was laid off because 'business is down we have to cut down' lol okay hmm when business is up rest of the year you don't see me demanding higher pay but ok carry on with this logic

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Got asked by the girl I love after she just broke my spirit - Why am I morose today?

How's your day going?

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Relationships these days are so confusing
-we’re just talking
-we’re dating
-we’re dating but not exclusive
-we’re in a relationship
-we’re in an open relationship
-we’re friends with benefits
-we’re in an open marriage
How does one define cheating when the lines are blurred

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There's nothing worse than falling out of your belief because your trust has been broken. It's worse when you go for your beliefs on a leap of faith, against all odds. This Christmas again didn't disappoint in giving me a disappointment. Over and out.

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This girl that I've been dating put me on hold to study even though I've come back from a short trip and haven't been in touch with her for a few days. Idk whether to like her more now or just feel bad for myself for dating someone who'd do that to me. Lol. I'm confused.

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@Thugs_Need_Pugs My mom calls it chakkar. 🤣

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@Thugs_Need_Pugs Women do be more mature than men. 😬

PS: True.

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@Thugs_Need_Pugs Aye. You hurt me fam

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@Thambapls I'm curious how they manage it. I've one such couple from my school. They stay in different countries, and yet together.

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@Thambapls Of course. Just looking to add to the list. Lol.

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@Thambapls Requesting goal pointers please. Asking for myself.

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My fat ass Punjabi relatives looking at my fit ass and commenting like - kaafi patla reh gaya ye! 😅

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So, yours truly is using pollution as an excuse to justify red eyes from breakup and there's an entire conversation happening over dinner that I've weak immunity and how I can do things about it. 😩

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Repeat after me - Love is not transactional!

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This chapter of my life is called Rejections.

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Was appearing for an interview and the interviewer said - I don't see any kind of struggle in your life.

Madarchod, saale, tujhe kya raam katha likh ke du ab? Bina struggle ke kaise koi kuch kar sakta hai bc?

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@VodafoneIN Are you even going to contact me? This is so very frustrating!

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Psssst.. @VodafoneIN - could you guys stop barring my Sim card and let me go away quietly? This shit is getting really tiring now!

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@VodafoneIN It definitely does not hurt your business more than it hurts mine. It shows.