Lemon Rice Soup

I'm warm, lemony and really good for a cold. I thought it was about time to finally get a twitter and try to take down that jerk, (Chicken Noodle Soup)

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Why tf does @Wendys not have Apple Pay? I downloaded your app because I didn’t have much wallet on me, not because I enjoy using the shitty UI that undoes your order every time you switch to another app.

[“LIVE FROM MIAMI BEACH” OUT NOW! @LupeFiasco]

Thanx DOOM...I learned so much from you about the art of rapping. Studied and analyzed you for years as recently as a few days ago. I wish I could’ve met you to tell you that. ❤️🙏🏾...here’s some raps...rest easy...Amin...

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@JustChrisSabat Hey, I was wondering I would be able to DM you to ask a question?

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@JustChrisSabat Hey Mr.Sabat, I was wondering if you were available to do personalized messages?

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@TeamFortress Current Situation in TF2 right now.
R.I.P. Rick May.

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Why can't I find these in northwest Indiana?

[Welch's @Welchs]

Welch’s Graham Slam! PB&J snacks are available in grape & strawberry. Find them in the frozen snack section! https://t.co/THaeCG82yO

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@Wendys what’s the difference between the biggie bag and a 4 fo’ $4 plus bacon?

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Remember guys, it’s still not too late in the year to start #NoNut19!

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Pizza is toast.

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Y’all niggas ever had peanut butter?

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#NewProfilePic

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@TheforbiddenEc1 Big if tru

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Me: Opens oven to see if chicken is done Chicken:

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I’m boycotting shampoo. I think we should demand REAL poo!

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You see squirrels everywhere, always eating, but I’ve never seen squirrel poo.

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@mcpb Whaddup Paul

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Step One: Open up @discordapp
Step Two: Press Ctrl + /
Step Three: On the arrows hit the following: Up, Right, Down, Up, Down, Right Left Right
Step Four: Repeat Step Three
Step Five: Be amazed.

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@LeftyWilliams42 You down with the soup life?

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Teeth are like the DLC for your skeleton. And baby teeth are like the trial subscription before the full product.