Lenny McIntyre

You're probably expecting a witty bio. Sorry to say this but I've just wasted 5 seconds of your life.

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

"Theresa, what time is it?

"Time is an important function of our society. It's a strong and stable time of day"

#BattleForNumber10

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

*Hands over bank account details*

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy – The Definitive Edition

Coming November 11 for PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Nintendo Switch, PS4, Xbox One, and the Rockstar Games Launcher. Pre-Order Now: https://t.co/sVYRq0sqVe

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

“Thank you so much for helping us out when everything ran out.

Now you can fuck off again.”

[Michael Lambert @MichaelLamberta]

BREAKING: Home Secretary announces plan to set up task force to deport any EU lorry drivers who remain in the U.K. after 24th Dec.
Ms Patel said “It is a special privilege for lorry drivers to be able come here and work and it shouldn’t be abused”

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

Your boss hid in a fridge to avoid an interview, yet you have the audacity to say we shouldn’t cower.

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

If they’re not going to bother showing leadership anymore, it’s up to us to do it for them. #WearAMask

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

Nothing more needs to be said really, does it? #ENG

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

Footballer collapses on the pitch and the TV director thinks it’s a good idea to have a camera shot of his wife watching him have CPR. Deserves to be sacked for that. #euro2020

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

I can confirm that after two doses, the 5G connectivity is superb (depending on your vaccine provider)

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

Side effect I’m most worried about is becoming part of flag Twitter as a result 🇬🇧

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

Bloody hell, how did you pull that off? 😂 #lofc

[Leyton Orient FC @leytonorientfc]

The Club is delighted to confirm the appointment of experienced manager Kenny Jackett as its new First Team Manager.

👉 https://t.co/2GKPfwsZXb

#LOFC #OnlyOneOrient

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Another absolute belter.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Why are football's biggest clubs starting a new European Super League? https://t.co/gXp8fqwQzw

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

“The European Super League may not be to your taste as a football fan, but here’s a link to sign up to our exclusive subscription service so you can watch our pre-season tour in Singapore!”

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

Good to know my taxes are being spent on valuable public services such as the NHS and *checks notes* Albanian electronic stores.

Wait, what?

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

Side effect I’m most worried about is becoming part of flag Twitter as a result 🇬🇧

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

Good to know my priority status in this country is about as average as you can be

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

Leaving 2020 by drinking a bottle of Corona seems the most appropriate thing under the circumstances

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

Here he is - the arsonist coming back to praise the fire brigade.

[David Cameron @David_Cameron]

It's good to end a difficult year with some positive news. Trade deal is very welcome - and a vital step in building a new relationship with the EU as friends, neighbours and partners. Many congratulations to the UK negotiating team.

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

So we’re at the “France are going to commit state-sponsored piracy to steal a few fish and gain revenge” stage of #Brexit, are we?

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Armed Royal Navy boats are being prepared to patrol the UK's fishing waters in an apparent final warning shot to Brussels as negotiations enter the final 48 hours https://t.co/g8GDILgypi

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

That’s a miracle.

[Gareth @gareth_hull]

Can’t believe that f1 crash. Honestly thought Grosjean was a goner.

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

You can all cross off “Amazon accidentally restarting The Troubles” from your 2020 bingo cards.

[Amazon Help @AmazonHelp]

@_chrisjones_ Thank you for that information. We apologize but upon reviewing your location you're in Northern Ireland. Rugby Autumn Nations Cup coverage is exclusively available to Prime members based in the UK. We don't have the rights to other territories. ^RS

[Lenny McIntyre @LenMc236]

Pay them properly then.

[Matt Hancock @MattHancock]

It's been a difficult year for so many, but our collective love of the NHS has brought us all together.

I want to thank all who are working in the NHS & across social care in the UK for looking after the nation in our hour of need 🇬🇧