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[sweet caroline @LengerCaroline]

hello hello mikaela is dumb

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@quickbewitty Your brain…. so big

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I’m so brave for saying this 🫡

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I’ve had this saved on my phone for months and have been waiting for someone to dare to order a reuben in front of me so I can show it to them

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@jamieeierm he is… a true savant

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decorating the house is hard when you don’t want to spend any money and you also don’t want to make anything

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Hmm

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@jamieeierm I think you’re absolutely correct

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@sour_sapphic His name is beans bc his toes look like baked beans

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so anyway I got a new kitten and he spent all day playing and then passed out in my arms like this

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

#DragRace winner Sasha Colby tells #TheDailyShow that she wants to be representation of a happy trans person in the media:

“All that media has been concerned with a lot of the time is telling the transition story. Telling the trauma. Telling the effect it did on the family. But not showing why we go through all of that. Being so adamant about making yourself feel comfortable in your own skin — that’s the whole reason we do the transition […] and we are missing that a lot.”

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@sour_sapphic And that’s all we can ask from her

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@sour_sapphic She’s plucking up on the housetop 😌

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Telling my team to call me scrum daddy instead of scrum master

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@_Capsoty I’d still eat mcchickens even if I was rich, they can’t take that away from me

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@sour_sapphic He’s got a honker for sure

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Got a little too into the 0.5 camera lens on my new phone

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Number fifteen…..