Helen (parody)

Ace/aro, any pronouns. I have 4 brain cells and they only care about podcasts and my friends.

[Helen (parody) @Leni_131]

He is risen! Aaand he's crashed

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

I did NOT expect his return to go down like this

[glidus from youtube @NotGlidus]

yes!! yes yes yes!! we should run saltwater through every ai data center!! right now!!

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

i get AI being difficult to avoid when it's been baked into existing services (e.g. google), but chat gpt is the most avoidable thing in the world to me. there's no useful function it could serve in my life, or in the life of anyone with a brain. it's not inevitable or necessary

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

my hope for people who say things like this is that one day you fall in love. it will change your brain for the better and you will never think this way again

[Dew 🏳️‍⚧️ @DewEnjoyer]

This is so fucking funny they gave up IMMEDIATELY 😭

[fucked up tma quotes @fuckedupTMA]

ARCHIVIST: The Lonely’s really got you, hasn’t it?
MARTIN: You know, I think it always did.

[Helen (parody) @Leni_131]

@AlexanderNewall I got a Zolf Smith tattoo and I named it Eric

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

If the unified land of Anglo-Saxons had been named after the Saxons and not after the Angles, instead of England we would have Sexland.

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

People are hating on things never hated before

[Helen (parody) @Leni_131]

My family went to see this at the Edinburgh Fringe and a fire alarm went off during the show so we never saw the end. We're owed this backflip Demi!!! (Cannot wait)

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

my comedy special, Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going To Do One (1) Backflip, drops on Dropout November 19th ✨🔥🎷🐵🤖🇮🇹

[fucked up tma quotes @fuckedupTMA]

You are prepared. You are ready. You are marked. The power of the Ceaseless Watcher flows through you, and the time of our victory is here.

[Liz⁷ 🪭 IS SEEING BTS @lizfaith0613]

If there’s anything valuable I can pass on from my 30s, it’s this: the counter to loneliness isn’t romance. It’s community.

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

you weren't "made for them", leo. you were made for yourself.

[Helen (parody) @Leni_131]

@Moira_Dykn They're casting this early so they can announce it. Because they want to drown out all the angry voices with hype. Won't work. Still garbage. (Also my moneys on tom felton)

[Helen (parody) @Leni_131]

Finally watching @GameChangerSam @dropout Samalamadingdong, and its a straight up incredibly put together game as well as a love/hate letter to the show. I could watch 8 hours of this

[Helen (parody) @Leni_131]

You interact with trans people all the time. They are your neighbours, they work in shops and banks and McDonald's. The fact that one woman's everyday interaction with a trans person made national news is a sad indicator of the moral panic our country has invented around them.

[India Willoughby @IndiaWilloughby]

Shock horror! The story of the trans bra fitting in Marks and Sparks last week report by every national newspaper and slavered over by the likes of GBNews and Right Wing bitch Julia Heartless Bewer was a lie. Knock me down with a feather. https://t.co/Fh4SxtBRTK

[fucked up tma quotes @fuckedupTMA]

Because the thing about the Archivist is that – well, it’s a bit of a misnomer.
It might, perhaps, be better named: The Archive.
Because you do not administer and preserve the records of fear, Jon. You are a record of fear,

[TAI 🍊 @toydrill]

Life's too short to not make stupid shit that sucks and means nothing to anyone except for you