Lenore's Stories

I write, I crochet, I take care of my cats. If you've found me, you know that I also stream. She/her.

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@Belle31433087 @AOC Oh, child. You poor thing. You really do believe that. Awww...

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@maxx_betty @AOC Oh honey.

Ya know what, you ain't even worth my time.

By the way, in case you were unaware, we still owe the equivalent of 1mil$ back to England for that tea.

So Imma sit here and drink my tea while you fade into obscure-tea. ☕️🐸

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@Janna4630 @AOC Rental assistance only helps if YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE.

That don't mean fuck all if you're trying to get into a place.

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@random_snakes @SelfPub101 @AlLocke3 Hell, if a kid falls and busts his lip open, he'll just go into the nearest house and do the first-aid himself, bc they start that kind of shit in 1st grade.

But I was kind of an oddball, bc I was FROM a military family, but didn't serve. Didn't quite know what to do w/ me.

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@FamilyYogaCntr Not gonna dox him, but a friend of mine from up north. If the stars align, and I can manage to get into a place of my own, he's coming down for the summer... and we're going to see where things stand between us.

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@random_snakes @SelfPub101 @AlLocke3 Last base I was on, was Ft Bragg. Stayed there for 6 months, & the guy I was seeing dragged me to the clinic to get me stabbed in both ass-cheeks and both arms. Multiple times. I lost count, & looked like a mummy bc of all the bandaids.

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@ZeljkoRadmanov1 @AOC You go into politics to SERVE. Not as a career. You go in, serve for 1-2 terms, and GTFO. Term limits need to be a thing, so we don't have corporations buying political power, to fuck over the rest of the country.

And @senatemajldr #MoscowMitch needs to get gone.

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@SelfPub101 @random_snakes @AlLocke3 I'm not former military. I just lived with people who are/were. And, just an aside, a vast majority of them don't like that sentence.

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@random_snakes @SelfPub101 @AlLocke3 I've lived with too many military families, and gotten vaccinated for shit I can't even pronounce. "Better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have gotten it."

Bet your ass I'm getting the vaccine, and I don't care if I get a reaction from it.

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@SelfPub101 @random_snakes @AlLocke3 Dude, all you're doing is linking proof that weed can help you not die AFTER YOU ALREADY CAUGHT THE VIRUS.

Where's your proof that we don't need a vaccine? Otherwise, quit blowing up my notifs.

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@random_snakes Light a cig off his finger, and watch him burn until he stopped twitching.

Then call the fire dept, to make sure he doesn't burn the neighbourhood down.

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@random_snakes @AlLocke3 God, what are you doing in Party Central?

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@JayFosterSavage @ProjectLincoln And you're a Nazi. When the next meeting of the Nuremberg Trials happens, and they start convicting people who supported your god-king, I can't wait for them to call your name.

Deuces, douches. ✌🏻

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@JeffreyGuterman Welp. GG, @BorisJohnson . You finally managed to destroy your countries economy. Just like your party has been trying to do for the last half a century.

When people start rioting in the streets because they can't get the medicine they need imported, I hope you enjoy your win.

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@Kwags1981 @joe_mungus @DrEricDing Point to me what retail giant is going to be willing to cut into their profits in order to protect their employees, beyond "all employees have to wear a mask, but we can't force customers to wear a mask lolololol!"

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@SmashvileRaider @AOC Oh, I'm sorry. Lemme just... pull myself up by my bootstraps.

Dick.🖕🏻

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@DefNotDorothy I've seen plenty of dicks in my life.

Those three aren't dicks.

I actually want to put a dick in my mouth, and those three make me want to throw up.

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@random_snakes I think the part that freaked him out the most is when I just reached in and grabbed it like NBD. Poor guy was stuck in a box, probably where he chased a rodent in for a snack. And he was only about 3ft long. Wrapped himself around my wrist as we walked to the treeline.