Garrett

silly man full of joyous whimsy

[Garrett @LenskiGarrett]

Returning to the office on Tuesday after blacking out and being called autistic by colleagues on the corporate retreat

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Drake Maye Super Bowl appearance before Michael B Jordan’s girlfriend’s husband

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@LenskiVictor

[Garrett @LenskiGarrett]

I’m only kneaded bc I got the dough

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First pay check just hit, gonna hangout with my day ones like an old dog that’s getting put down

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Real pyschrometry heads tap in #psychrometer

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My opener on dating apps used to be “What if we kissed in line at Trader Joes???” and I was baffled I wasn’t getting any responses

[Garrett @LenskiGarrett]

The Future Red Sox HOF Player to NL West Pipeline has been devastating to my mental health

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“He’s not a real craftsman!” they all yell in unison

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My biggest insecurity is that I’ve never used a lathe 😔

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@LenskiVictor Own that fraud

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This is what democracy looks like #HandsOff

[Garrett @LenskiGarrett]

Gen Z #MeToo but it’s just the average highschool lacrosse player

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

🚨 Harry Sisson convinced 11 different women that 'he had no roster' and 'respected them for more than their bodies' while persuading them to send explicit photos of themselves through Snapchat, including one from a domestic abuse survivor.

When the women discovered each other one by one, he called them all insane and attempted to coerce one of them into telling the public that the photos were 'fake.'

A Request to the Reader - Set political differences to the side. I believe both sides of the aisle can agree that this is unacceptable behavior from a man-child with collectively over 2 million followers.

Thread here 👇

[Garrett @LenskiGarrett]

College softball team just walked into the restaurant I’m at. Gonna talk about the new Chappell Roan single sooooo loud incase any of them want me

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I love Rafael Devers but he needs to realize he has committed the most errors by an AL 3rd baseman FOR 7 (SEVEN) STRAIGHT YEARS it’s so hard to be this consistent maybe someone else should try the hot corner my man

[Garrett @LenskiGarrett]

It’s time to grow up and find a job so I finally reenabled auto-caps

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#NewProfilePic

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someone has me as their tiktok pfp 😭😭

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In my thug era! @4PF_Rami

[Garrett @LenskiGarrett]

just punched my wall remembering legless lizards exist and are totally different than snakes, such a fucked up world we live in…

[Garrett @LenskiGarrett]

I love my engineering lab classes held at the BAE Advanced Technology Center on campus! I’m ready to make a positive impact on the world 😁