kayla

She is beauty. She is grace. She stuffs fries into her face. 🍟💕

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

#wewontfight

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

Sorry, @reynoldsgareth. I tried. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

Bought tickets to see @thedollop in Madison, WI in October! Don’t worry @reynoldsgareth, if people start chanting “Gary” I’ll correct them. 🤣

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

@AllisonRFloyd I was mansplained on how to shovel correctly. I was born and raised in Wisconsin... 😒

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

I feel physically bloated and emotionally deflated. 😔😔😔

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

You ever go to a doctor for something serious and they treat you like an incompetent baby who has no idea about your own body because they couldn’t find a reason for your issue within the allotted 30 minutes...? 😒😒 #annoyed #MondayMorning

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

@itsashlyperez Queen has truly been getting me through recently. 💕 #queerpride

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

On #4thofJuly, let’s remember:
1. The land this country is on was stolen from indigenous people.
2. The land this country is on was stolen from indigenous people.
3. The land this country is on was stolen from indigenous people.

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

Being a “hot mess” isn’t that bad. You’ve still got “being hot” going for you, right?

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

@POTUS @realDonaldTrump
I suggest you read this everyday as a reminder for yourself.

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

@BuzzFeed Krusty KRAYAYAYAYABBBB pizza, is the pizza for you and me.

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

@KeeganMKey & @JordanPeele Saw this license plate and all I could think of was the @KeyAndPeele ‘substitute teacher’ skit. “YOU DONE MESSED UP, A-ARON! ... Insubordinate and churlish!”

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

WARNING: violence & derogatory language. Monsters are hosting Make America Straight Again conferences & telling queer people to DIE. But it’s fine because #TaylorSwift told them to #CalmDown 🙄🙄Stay safe queer friends. We *HAVE* to help protect one other. https://t.co/CHdkF3WeMs

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

The boyfriend and I made a cookies and cream cake. @nicolebyer I think we #nailedit 🤣🤣

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

The world is being so shitty to us right now with all this straight pride nonsense that I vote to extend #Pride2019 to all of summer & not just the month of June. Ssssummer is for ussssssss nowww. 🏳️‍🌈🦄🌈💁🏼‍♀️

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

@derek_mafs Really? Because I heard your attitude just made #PrideMonth2019 extend through July, too. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

Does anybody else have frequent existential crises that ***LITERALLY NOTHING*** you do matters because we’ll all be dead in 12 years? #ClimateCrisis #ClimateEmergency

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

Sam suggesting a democracy and then being laughed at is exactly how 45 got elected... #DemThrones #GamefThrones

[kayla @Lentz_Kayla]

Buckle up, everyone: Saturn & #WomensRights are both in retrograde.